1 - N: An act of intercourse involving free exchange between vaginal and anal sex, performed in public, under the influence of alcohol. Named after Princeton University's famous 1879 Archway.
2 - V: Metaphorically, any unpleasant or degrading activity, used as a direct-object verb.
"Man, that test totally 1879ed me."
A dozen (or so) niggas hangin' from a tree!
Well lookee here, Billy-Joe Bob, ol' Rube's done shotten hisself up a Mississippi Windchime in's yard y'all!
1 - A handjob, delivered through the boxers, usually in a situation in which the giver of the birdcage believes the recipient's genitals to be dirty or otherwise inadvisable to touch. A Chi-Phi-ism. Can be used as a verb.
2 - Metaphorically, anything unsatisfying or upsetting.
3 - A stock phrase, "Worse than a birdcage," used to connote extreme irritation.
1 - Man, this broad gave me the birdcage right on the dance floor. Sir!
2 - Those fucking cops were giving me the birdcage.
3 - The party was worse than a birdcage, bro, everyone was completely state.
Adj. - of or pertaining to a State college or university; by extension, anything athletic, misogynist, homoerotic, violent, or unneccesarily drunken.
"Dude, stop acting so state."
"So then these state dudes came in and stole our keg."
Verb. Past Tense only.
1. Left a friend open to attack.(this includes ditching a wing-man at a bar to have him get hit on by the fattest bitch at the bar.)
2. In a shooting game, when someone drops a grenade just as they get killed and the resulting explosion kills their killer.
1. "Man, you Jehova'ed me back there, I was surrounded."
"Man, you Jehova'ed me back there, That 400 pound skank hit on me after you left. She smelled like fertilizer and dead fish."
2. "Dammit! I was Jehova'ed! Stupid grenades."