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MTV

Megacorporate Television. They don't have any actual artists, only talentless whores like Britney Spears and My Chemical Romance.
by your Lord and Savior August 26, 2007
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Slash

A mediocre guitarist, who attained popularity in the god-awful rock band Guns n' Roses. He's known for his long, curly black hair, his Les Paul guitar, a top hat, and a cigarette permanently drooping out of the corner of his mouth.
Jesus, people! He can play a goddamn scale! If you want an actual guitar god, see Jimmy Page. Slash is just a big wanker.
by your Lord and Savior September 3, 2007
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Private School

A place to escape from the evil government conspiracy to brainwash public school students into being emotional wrecks, dependent on the Man and ready to waste their life in a factory or cubicle.
Praise Jesus! My family has enough money (barely) to send me to private school and save me from the Man!
by your Lord and Savior September 3, 2007
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AC/DC

Masters of three-chord rock.
Seriously, AC/DC fucking blows. Their lyrics suck, and both Bon Scott and Brian Johnson sound like 80 year olds who've smoked all their lives.
by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007
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Guns n' Roses

A terrible excuse for music. Miserable instrumentalists, lyricists, and composers. Simply put, they FUCKING SUCK! Axl Rose has zero talent, and has to cover it up by whining like a newborn baby.
Slash? Have you morons ever heard of Jimi Hendrix or Eric Clapton? Guns n' Roses couldn't lick Led Zeppelin's sweaty, hairy BALLS!
by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007
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Pictures of Lily

An ill song by the Who, released as a single in 1967. The song, written by Pete Townshend, is about masturbation.
Pictures of Lily is an awesome song.
by your Lord and Savior September 9, 2007
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