vegan

Someone with BALLS. I mean, for real, can you imagine making that kind of sacrifice for your principles? JESUS!

I'm a vegetarian, which is cool, and I still nearly have to change underwear after watching Taco Bell commercials. I can't imagine being a vegan.

by your Lord and Savior September 01, 2007

tollefsen

Tollefsen means ginger in Ukrainian and is the most offensive insult ever existing in Ukrainian history. Tollefsen is often used by Ukrainians to offend the pro-russian movement.

Although, Tollefsen is originally a Norwegian surname, and means tampon.

Famous sentences:
"Oh my God, here comes the Tollefsens... GET TO ARMS!" - Ukrainian soldiers
"Yesterday my menstruation was so heavy, I had to change my Tollefsen like all the time" - Girl

by Your lord and savior February 12, 2015

MTV

Megacorporate Television. They don't have any actual artists, only talentless whores like Britney Spears and My Chemical Romance.

MTV sucks really bad.

by your Lord and Savior August 26, 2007

Led Zeppelin

The greatest hard rock band of all time.

I came in my pants while listening to Led Zeppelin.

by your Lord and Savior September 01, 2007

Guns n' Roses

A terrible excuse for music. Miserable instrumentalists, lyricists, and composers. Simply put, they FUCKING SUCK! Axl Rose has zero talent, and has to cover it up by whining like a newborn baby.

Slash? Have you morons ever heard of Jimi Hendrix or Eric Clapton? Guns n' Roses couldn't lick Led Zeppelin's sweaty, hairy BALLS!

by your Lord and Savior September 01, 2007

AC/DC

Masters of three-chord rock.

Seriously, AC/DC fucking blows. Their lyrics suck, and both Bon Scott and Brian Johnson sound like 80 year olds who've smoked all their lives.

by your Lord and Savior September 01, 2007

I feel like shit

Nothing actually happened you are just reflecting on your character your past and realize you've done shitty thing or shitty things have happened to you, which makes you feel empty and leaves you thinking what if

I dont know what to say when someone says "how are you?" Bc i dont wanna say i feel like shit and be asked why bc i dont have an actual reason i just do.

by Your lord and savior February 26, 2020