4 definitions by you only live once so fuck it

Stupid shit that these dumb ass cunts (known as teachers) give to poor students because they want to catch up with there life because they know kids will have a better life than them if they get free time. And homework is used for the teachers to punish and distract kids so they could get better at their love life
Kids:yay! We’re finished our 10 page essay!
Teachers: now for the homework, 20 page essay and due tomorrow

Kids: wtf?!?!?!
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1): A nice caring educator that will help you be successful in life.

2):A dumb cunt nobody likes because they always want to give a whole bunch of homework and only be nice to a few kids. When you ask a question they be ignorant and don’t even give the answer you want
1):teacher: You all will be successful in life just keep on trying and remember that practice makes perfect.
Student: thank you your so sweet we love you so much I can tell that we will go somewhere with the help of you

2): Student: can I ask you a question miss/mister?
Teacher: what do you want?
Student:what’s the home—
Teacher: eight paragraphs due tomorrow

Student: I have another question!
Teacher: done and answered get out!
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i’m writing one for myself because i’m like the only elilyan in the world.

the hottest girl on the planet. if you know an elilyan bro, you are blessed from the universe cause she’s amazing. she’s a good friend. she’s always there for you. she’s supportive. she’s brave. she’s smart. and she’s loving. elilyan is so underrated. she’s open minded and funny and courteous.
guy: she’s so perfect

other guy: yea, she’s elilyan

guy: OHHHHH that explains a lot
by you only live once so fuck it November 22, 2021
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McDonald’s is a fast food place where kids and adults could enjoy usual American dishes like burgers, fries ect. McDonald’s has fed billions of people and it’s a good food place. It’s also a place in which if kids see it while their parents are driving they will most likely ask to stop and get some food.
Mom: *drives by McDonald’s *
Kid: Hey mom can we get McDonald’s ?

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s money?
Kid: So we aren’t getting McDonald’s .
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