12 definitions by xercmercus
Teacher: Where's your piece of poetry, Jonathan?
Jonathan:
Your nose will be red
Your eye will be blue
A cockroach you'll be as dead
When I beat you
Jonathan:
Your nose will be red
Your eye will be blue
A cockroach you'll be as dead
When I beat you
by xercmercus July 6, 2019
A person living in the Philippines. Zucc's pets. Addicted to talking about love. They get boners talking 'bout those. Those highschool normies listening to "Dalagang Filipina", they like being cheesy "cool rappers". They act like Tiktok f-boys. They like to act like drunken tambays. They can be clever esp. when teasing. If PH kids just see any small romantic relation between 2 opposite genders they say "AYEEEEEEEEEEE"ear-piercingly. They like drama & gossiping, it gets them excited. They like having fun like bonding in malls and chatting in jeepneys. They like messaging in group chats more than calling.
They are too hospitable cuz' they like seeing foreigners come to the country. The topic "Philippines" is an icebreaker to them. Everything Filipino they see, they overtalk about it. They like recognition. If you speak English fluently, they get "nosebleeds" and they think you're just trying to be posh. They overpronounce words. For instance they pronounce chocolate, "chocoelayt". But at least they're bilingual. Rice is in every meal. And every meal is like a feast, they eat until they're full.
Our personalities are like a mix of Mexicans and East Asians. But we have our own great values like religiousness, hardwork, and kindness (unless if you hurt us). They can also be resourceful but sometimes there is such a thing called manana and ningas-kugon. The best one of all is pride. These are obviously just stereotypes so sorry if you get hurt (I am also Filipino).
They are too hospitable cuz' they like seeing foreigners come to the country. The topic "Philippines" is an icebreaker to them. Everything Filipino they see, they overtalk about it. They like recognition. If you speak English fluently, they get "nosebleeds" and they think you're just trying to be posh. They overpronounce words. For instance they pronounce chocolate, "chocoelayt". But at least they're bilingual. Rice is in every meal. And every meal is like a feast, they eat until they're full.
Our personalities are like a mix of Mexicans and East Asians. But we have our own great values like religiousness, hardwork, and kindness (unless if you hurt us). They can also be resourceful but sometimes there is such a thing called manana and ningas-kugon. The best one of all is pride. These are obviously just stereotypes so sorry if you get hurt (I am also Filipino).
Bright Side Video: The Philippines is the origin of manila pape-
Filipino Comments: LIKE THIS COMMENT IF YOU'RE FILIPINO!
Filipino Comments: LIKE THIS COMMENT IF YOU'RE FILIPINO!
by xercmercus July 6, 2019
Teacher: What's the phenomenon when your brother watches memes while two people named Michael take a piss on the grass at morning on a Friday while somebody dies of existential dread?
Student: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatibus.
Teacher: Wrong! It's Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatus. You get no points for your grades.
Student: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatibus.
Teacher: Wrong! It's Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatus. You get no points for your grades.
by xercmercus July 6, 2019
daft english chipmunk boy that puts one ad per second in his vids, lets his big-lipped mum do his homework, and copies mr beast's ideas
by xercmercus July 6, 2019
Anglish Speaker: I speak Anglish, our wording goes like this.
Man: How does it sound like?
AS: Christmas, sometimes Midwinter, is a yearly Christly holiday worthying the birth of Jesus Christ on the 25th of Yulemonth.
Man: How does it sound like?
AS: Christmas, sometimes Midwinter, is a yearly Christly holiday worthying the birth of Jesus Christ on the 25th of Yulemonth.
by xercmercus July 6, 2019
by xercmercus July 6, 2019