xander's definitions

blarh!

A sound of disgust. The actual sound that you make when you die.

"You know what? I fucking thought that my herpes had cleared up! BLARH!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

splatterkhaki

The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.

"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

Dead Fish

Person who lays in bed without doing anything during sex.

He is real cute but in bed he's a dead fish!

by Xander October 29, 2003

oubipaws

A asshole and a bastard who is obsessed with computers.

Anyone who wants to be like Oubipaws should get fucked in the ass.

by Xander April 12, 2005

Spack

The act of having sex with ugly people. To fornicate with repugnant persons. distastful swearing

Chelsea spacked with Chris.
Spack me!!!
So did you hear that Jim Spacked Chelsea?

by Xander June 16, 2004

snoink

Snoink
Usage : Verb
Definition : To steal, or grab. To take something that wasnt offered.

Hey! Stop snoinking my french fries.
While walking through Sams Club, Sally snoinked every free sample even if it wasnt offered!

by Xander March 6, 2005

Toploader

a dick with the bollocks on the top (offensive)

That guys (got) a toploader

by xander February 3, 2004