xander's definitions

splatterkhaki

The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.

"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

5 by 5

To be in a content state of being. To be fine

Hey how are you? 5 by 5.

by Xander October 29, 2003

Dead Fish

Person who lays in bed without doing anything during sex.

He is real cute but in bed he's a dead fish!

by Xander October 29, 2003

Spack

The act of having sex with ugly people. To fornicate with repugnant persons. distastful swearing

Chelsea spacked with Chris.
Spack me!!!
So did you hear that Jim Spacked Chelsea?

by Xander June 16, 2004

scram it west, ho!

A softer, gentler way to say: "get out of my fucking face, bitch."

"No. There will not be any money spent on you tonight, now SCRAM IT WEST, HO!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

hard copy

Used to define a solid form of computer information.

I have your files on disk, but I need a hard copy.

by Xander October 29, 2003

Toploader

a dick with the bollocks on the top (offensive)

That guys (got) a toploader

by xander February 3, 2004