Xander's definitions

splatterkhaki

The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.

"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

Skee you

A call meaning: holler at me biatch.

I gave a skee you to the hoe.

by Xander November 4, 2004

scram it west, ho!

A softer, gentler way to say: "get out of my fucking face, bitch."

"No. There will not be any money spent on you tonight, now SCRAM IT WEST, HO!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

Dead Fish

Person who lays in bed without doing anything during sex.

He is real cute but in bed he's a dead fish!

by Xander October 29, 2003

weiling

un-pwnz3st p3rs0n evar! comes up with the worst comebacks. and a DORK. but somewhat ok.

who's a very unpwnz1ng person?
weiling is.

by xander June 12, 2003

oubipaws

A asshole and a bastard who is obsessed with computers.

Anyone who wants to be like Oubipaws should get fucked in the ass.

by Xander April 12, 2005

unskinny bop

previously of an un-known meaning, utill the release of poison's album Hollywierd. it is slang for C.C banging a porno queen.

nick ask me what the hell unskinny bop means,
it's slang for C.C banging a porno queen

by Xander February 25, 2005