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Top Definition
Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont spray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Now Sandy, be smart. Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch...
To squirt cum at a person or object.
Opps, I just sperminated my computer screen, darn you Linda Tripp, you sexy transvestite.
When someone is so overwhelmingly ghetto it boggles the mind.
Wow. That Lil Kim is ghettotastic.
The only was to describe dial-up is with a reference to a slug...
I wanna see your ass britney! Load damn you! Dial up is slugiful...
Your level of being of the ghetto persuasion.
Wow. That Eminen's ghettotastity is that of Brian Gumble.
Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Be smart Sandy, Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch.
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