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To squirt cum at a person or object.
Opps, I just sperminated my computer screen, darn you Linda Tripp, you sexy transvestite.
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Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont spray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Now Sandy, be smart. Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch...
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Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Be smart Sandy, Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch.
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The only was to describe dial-up is with a reference to a slug...
I wanna see your ass britney! Load damn you! Dial up is slugiful...
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