The odor that attaches itself to, and lingers upon a penis, post vaginal intercourse.
Dave didn't bother to shower for the past few days and now he smells like he has a bad case of poon dong.
A person who sends the gayest text messages to his/her friends.
Renaldo's text messages say things that make him gayer than ever. I consider him homotextual.
Synonymous with penile erection.
After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.
One is said to have "Sleepy Pee Pee" when an erection occurs while drowsy.
I just got home from a 12-hour shift and felt a little too comfortable in my bed. As a result, I've got sleepy pee pee. -Zzzzz...
A tiny penis with an erection that resembles an upward curled popcorn shrimp.
Dave was full on popcorn shrimp for the new Halo game, months before it's release.
When Japanese anime featured on American television's "Toonami" sneaks Hentai anime onto the air during their regularly scheduled programming.
Sheesh, Poonami is at it again with the schoolgirls and tentacles...
A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.
Dude, stop checking out my girlfriend. Nothing's worse than having blue balls with a Jizzy Pickle.