windexter's definitions

cookie bin

were you get coockies from

a bin full of cookies

by windexter June 3, 2003

Respirator

A device used to filter air so you can breath good air. Used mostly while in areas with aerosol, pesticides, poisons.. ect..

Ah, I got me a new respirator for some schlaggin yo!

by Windexter April 20, 2003

Aerosol

A word for the dangerous gasses in a pressurized can. The o-zone fears this. In most cases aerosol gasses can funk you up.

Dude, the whipped cream is making me funked up "b", dude your spraying the shiz in your face the wrong way, turn the can upside down.

by Windexter April 20, 2003

a: drive

~1. The drive where you usually put floppy 3.5's in.
~2. The place where computer guys get their wang stuck in.
~3. The last place you want to put your wang in.

"Uh.. AT&T?" "Yes." "How do I remove a Penis from the Floppy Drive?", "Sir, we don't service hardware"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

Network Administrator

To be a Network Administrator, you must first become JEDI. Once an Administrator, you can do everything and anything you want. Including getting paid to eat donuts, shoot your felow employees monitors, then replace them. Also Network Administrators get all the "tang"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

ccna

-Cisco Certified Networking Associate. Indicates a foundation in and apprentice knowledge of networking. CCNA certified professionals can install, configure, and operate LAN, WAN, and dial access services for small networks (100 nodes or fewer), including but not limited to use of these protocols: IP, IGRP, Serial, Frame Relay, IP RIP, VLANs, RIP, Ethernet, Access Lists.

"You have CCNA? You got the Job! You got the Job!"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

Heat Stinking Missle

is when you take an object and thrust it into the "ecess" space in the triangular like shape formed when a person is in a sitting position on a chair and the two cheeks of the butt are visible. You must aim between the cheeks and thrust the object there.

Chris sits down in a chair, Stephen walks behind and quickly thrusts the object into the triangle zone causing an uproar in Chris's Anus.

by Windexter April 14, 2003