17 definitions by windexter

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A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.
"Ah, nothing like coloring some pictures"
by Windexter April 16, 2003
-Cisco Certified Networking Associate. Indicates a foundation in and apprentice knowledge of networking. CCNA certified professionals can install, configure, and operate LAN, WAN, and dial access services for small networks (100 nodes or fewer), including but not limited to use of these protocols: IP, IGRP, Serial, Frame Relay, IP RIP, VLANs, RIP, Ethernet, Access Lists.
"You have CCNA? You got the Job! You got the Job!"
by Windexter April 16, 2003
Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert (CCIE™) program sets the professional benchmark for internetworking expertise. Candidates select and prepare for one of the CCIE certification tracks. Then they must pass a qualification exam as well as a hands-on lab exam.
"Holy crap, that dude's CCIE certified. I must pay him lots of money just for being in the same room as me."
by Windexter April 16, 2003
A photograph is a positive image. It is printed on photosensitive paper, most of the time used to capture the good times in your life.
"Kodak Moment yo"
by Windexter April 17, 2003
To be a Network Administrator, you must first become JEDI. Once an Administrator, you can do everything and anything you want. Including getting paid to eat donuts, shoot your felow employees monitors, then replace them. Also Network Administrators get all the "tang"
by Windexter April 16, 2003
One of the most amazing networking companies ever. Get a CISCO certification and you will be givin GOD like powers.
Justin yells out "Freaking Yeah! I got my CCNA!" Meanwhile a man that needs a network setup calls Justin's house and give all his worldly possesions to him because he is god.
by Windexter April 14, 2003
The object that was created for use with the "CRAYON". Only this book is powerful enough to be used with a crayon. Made with paper, and sometimes has pictures in it.
by windexter August 24, 2003

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