31 definitions by willis

Irish Luggage

(n): a parcel, sack, or other such utilitarian container, typically constructed of either brown paper or thin-sheet plastic (i.e. grocery bags) that is either slung over one's shoulder or held beneath one arm. Typically seen on the person of bums, vagrants, pikers, vagabonds, and the Irish of South Boston. Can be used to carry lunches, clothing, or all of one's personal possessions.

The man looked downtrodden, carrying his entire life around in greasy Irish luggage.

by willis August 26, 2003

i think you're nice

This is a classic saying that a woman says to a man friend in an attempt to let him down easy.

1./ I think you're nice and don't want to ruin our friendship

by willis May 8, 2008

DAB

dumb ass bitch...........a bitch so stupid she is only known by the initials DAB.

you are such a DAB, shut up ya tool.

by willis December 22, 2004

Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

by willis October 25, 2004

Scrutny

Term used to define An annoying little bastard! Scrutnys are quick on the scene to gather round and inspect anything new or 'Nickable' On poor council estates in the UK. The clothing of choice of course ill-fitting sportswear, bleached hair optional.

''Piss off you annoying little scrutny!''

by willis April 3, 2003

streetbuddy

Someone that is a goth, or wears gothic like clothes with lots of jewelry, and hangs out in small towns.

I'm going to hang wit my fellow streetbuddies.

by willis February 12, 2004

rat-bastard

An extreme bastard; a real asshole. Frequently used by middle-aged trailer trash women to describe the ex-boyfriend who beat her.

I told that RAT-BASTARD if he ever hit me again I would call the law.

by willis August 7, 2003