willis's definitions

encave

The action done by a large person, usually one that has seen UFO's, in order to crush another's skull.

I will encave your skull by visiting www.encaved.com !!1

by Willis August 10, 2004

Irish Luggage

(n): a parcel, sack, or other such utilitarian container, typically constructed of either brown paper or thin-sheet plastic (i.e. grocery bags) that is either slung over one's shoulder or held beneath one arm. Typically seen on the person of bums, vagrants, pikers, vagabonds, and the Irish of South Boston. Can be used to carry lunches, clothing, or all of one's personal possessions.

The man looked downtrodden, carrying his entire life around in greasy Irish luggage.

by Willis August 26, 2003

my nigger

A term used to mean a pal or close friend. Originally the term announced the ownership of a person of color.

Today -- "How are you my nigger?"
Then -- "How are my niggers?"

by Willis April 11, 2005

Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

by willis October 24, 2004

crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.

He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.

by Willis January 2, 2007

Gorm

Shortened version of the word 'Gormless' Used to describe a stupid individual looking seriously deprived of intelligence.

''Neil You gorm''

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

reanh heif

A form of exclamation. Emphasis on a given topic.

You: Those shoes are cute!
Me: Thanks, reanh heif!
You: I want some.
Me: Reanh heif?

by Willis November 9, 2003