willis's definitions

double salad

similar to bumping clams, when two ani are touching and smashing...

Hey, tonight instead of tossing my salad, lets do a double instead, and then we can break out the double dong

by Willis January 29, 2004

zingood

usually used when a brotha thinks a shawty is fine and whats to holla at her

Damn MA'.....Your lookin' ZINGOOD!

by Willis November 24, 2003

GFF

GFF= Greasy Fat Fuck

Billy weighed 380 pounds, and he was a gff.

by Willis December 18, 2004

Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

by willis October 24, 2004

crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.

He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.

by Willis January 2, 2007

kempkestered

Something that is royally messed up.

Derative of KEMPED

That ignorant fool shouldn't have tried to paint his car himself. Now it really looks KEMPKESTERED.

by Willis August 7, 2003

Nasty Juice

Name given to any drink that sacrifices taste for potent alcoholic content...

Willis casually swigged the concoction unawares, as the others gazed in anticipation... On contact with the palette His lips retracted from the bottleneck- his face puckering up, contorted in a reaction of putrid disgust, as he recoiled back into his seat.

''Awwww that shits the nasty juice!!!''
he declared, before staggering to the nearest toilet.

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003