61 definitions by william dean a. garner

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1. talking via stream-of-consciousness thinking
2. freeform talk
3. first-derivative talking
I sat down to write you a letter and then picked up the tape recorder and just "riffed" 'til the batteries deflated.
by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003
The "Law of Unintended Consequences," or LUC, is a natural law that basically means SHIT HAPPENS
As LUC would have it, the "dream girl" I met 48 hours ago left me, stole my life savings, took my cat, ate all my food and called my Mom and told her I was a terrorist in training.
by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
1. An unknown variable
That homey's got too many "x-factors." Pop his ass and be safe.
by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003
A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.
The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
To break, hack or "crack" a stupid-assed, expensive-beyond-belief, software program with a CD-ROM key code.
Carl sent me a "cracked" copy of Adobe Photoshop. Saved me $400!
by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
Anal sex with a fellow prison inmate with one man, the receiver, acting as a woman.
When they wanted great ass-pussy on the yard, they knew exactly which group to hit up.
by William Dean A. Garner October 15, 2009
a new movement in the genre of impressionistic painting, in which colors and textures are blended together harmoniously to create various moods in the mind of the beholder.

Coined by William Dean A. Garner

Please see http://tranquilimpressionism.com
Tranquil impressionism paintings can be viewed here: http://tranquilimpressionism.com
by William Dean A. Garner March 28, 2009

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