Moistie

A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.
The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
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Turrito

Alex makes THE best turritos.
by William Dean A. Garner November 07, 2011
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beat-down

Baby Rah passed out fifteen seconds into his "beat-down." When he awoke, his 250-lb. mother filled his view.
by William Dean A. Garner September 17, 2003
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powderpuff

Sista Sam, my homie's "powderpuff," hoovered an entire ziploc o' coke in one slow up-the-shoot motion. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003
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gimmee-back

The Return on Investment or ROI that a criminal gets when he cashes in his chips or finishes an illegal job
Soon as Marco cleaned up the bloody floor, he went to the Big Boss for his gimmee-back, a new Camaro.
by William Dean A. Garner November 04, 2009
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hors d'oeuvre-ivore

Someone who devours only hors d'oeuvre at parties
Sylvia is a total hors d'oeuvre-ivore, eschewing even the champagne.
by William Dean A. Garner November 04, 2009
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500s

1. Breast implants, filled with 500 mL (cc) of saline or gel
2. Big boobs.
3. Headlights.
4. Knockers.
5. Big Impressive Tits.
Shirline's 500s walked into the room a full second before she did.
by William Dean A. Garner September 12, 2003
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