werther's definitions

roll your quaters

To place an assortment of quarters into rolls, organize your quarters.

Man, I wish you wouldn't roll your quarters in the car....

by Werther November 20, 2002

hand

1. Object of masturbation.
2. Object of mooseterbation.
3. Something that performs tasks.

Dont use your head for it, I'll use my hand!

by Werther September 23, 2002

Snap!

What you say to someone whom has been "jacked up"

Snap! Girl, you've been jacked up!!

by Werther October 7, 2002

Afghanistanimation

A rather animated Afghan.

Man, he's hopped up why is your broham into Afghanistanimation.

by Werther November 20, 2002

river

Where you go to dispose of bodies.

I took my cousin "down to the river" last night, I sure do miss him.

by Werther September 23, 2002

Desk

1. Object of fornication
2. Convenient place to stab someone and store their body without those bloody police ever knowing!
3. Large flat surface on which you perform tasks assigned to you.

I am going to my desk to "take care" of Jennifer, my secretary.

by Werther September 19, 2002

dream

1. A vain imagining involving religion.
2. Something that people with less means hope for: it will never come and will be dangled in their face like a carrot, MUWHAHAHAHA!.
3. An excuse to suceed in life.

Man, that bum sure has some awesome dreams.

Don't dream, kill yourself

by Werther September 23, 2002