hand

1. Object of masturbation.
2. Object of mooseterbation.
3. Something that performs tasks.

Dont use your head for it, I'll use my hand!

by Werther September 23, 2002

bank

Where I put my drug money.

After the smash-up buisiness I did friday, I put the money in the bank.

by Werther September 23, 2002

river

Where you go to dispose of bodies.

I took my cousin "down to the river" last night, I sure do miss him.

by Werther September 23, 2002

Afghanistanimation

A rather animated Afghan.

Man, he's hopped up why is your broham into Afghanistanimation.

by Werther November 20, 2002

Face

1. Something with which to consume sustenance.
2. On the female, something that recieves "the shaft"
3. an object that recieves a "load"

Man I'll take care of her face....Muwhahahahahaha

by Werther September 23, 2002

bleeach

What Snoop-Dogg does his laundry with.

Man you need some bleeach wit does hoes!

by Werther October 07, 2002

Desk

1. Object of fornication
2. Convenient place to stab someone and store their body without those bloody police ever knowing!
3. Large flat surface on which you perform tasks assigned to you.

I am going to my desk to "take care" of Jennifer, my secretary.

by Werther September 19, 2002