2 definitions by vstherock
Someone so comically short, that any time a size based comment is made, an alternative version is also noted from Durkin’s point of view
Man my internet is running slow, I bet someone is streaming midget porn.
Or as Durkin would call it; ‘Normal sized porn’.
Or as Durkin would call it; ‘Normal sized porn’.
by vstherock July 23, 2021
A shit that takes a painfully long time to be had, possibly due to complications from previous bowel issues
Man, it took me over a hour on the can last night, after the first 20mins I knew I was having a Dirty Grump!
by vstherock April 16, 2019