3 definitions by vespa
by vespa September 19, 2003
A car with no real threat potential that is usually mismatched with the wrong equipment and poorly set suspension with a canted wheel disposition. Despite the farting noise put out by the mufflers, the misfiring NGKs and 5 ton music system which pretty much puts the car back to square one in terms of weight if not HEAVIER than when it was stock, the drive has a statistically better chance of generating more HP and Kilojoules from wanking his crank at bedtime. Identifying Characteristics: Due to an obnoxiously large and high set aluminum wing, it is commonly mistaken for a SHOPPING CART at your local SAFEWAY or PIGGLY WIGGLY.
by vespa September 17, 2003
Last time I invited him along, all he did was schuler all weekend.
He wouldn't buy his own Corn Nuts? What a schuler!
He wouldn't buy his own Corn Nuts? What a schuler!
by vespa September 26, 2005