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Definitions by vcxiumtms

Tumajarbisaun 

person 1: wenomechainsama, Tumajarbisaun

nerd with crooked teeth: No, Its misspelled incorrectly. It's, "When i met you in the summer, To my heartbeat's sound."

person1: You're teeth are shapped incorrectly.

nerd with crooked teeth: *your
Tumajarbisaun by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022
a bussin bakery shop in london innit
person: lets go to Greggs

person2: no
Greggs by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022

16 missed calls 

You can either use this as a song, or you can turn this into a shock when you realise your dying grandmother has been CALLING YOU 16 times, to let you know she will die today.
bro i just got 16 missed calls from my dying grandma

oh i love that song
16 missed calls by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022

Discord party mode

this discord party mode is rad!

No, its annoying and it hurts my ears every time i get an achievement, this is the worst update by discord, even an official update by discord would be considered an april fools update because of their terrible management and false bans, discord moderators are slowly turning into the offenders themselves.

my days shut up you nerd

jungle wifi 

someones internet connection is lagging so hard you would think they are from the jungle.

(also used as a funny insult)
pro: my guy has some crap wifi jungle wifi
jingle
jogl

jungle
jungle wifi by vcxiumtms February 20, 2022
A guy with a sexy ass. A guy who is always loyal to his friends and a guy who is always loyal to his family. he has lots of slutty girlfriends, however bromance comes first. he will make you cum in 5 seconds, and he will always be there for you, even in your lowest and darkest times.
omg, im dating the guy pish!

Im so jealous!! how did you get such a guy like him!?
pish by vcxiumtms February 14, 2022

Aridish706 

A guy with a dandruff infested afro, spamming low level memes on social media, thinking he is funny. he is actually a pleb, and makes a fool of himself. Dont even try to make conversation of this guy. he will make you lose your mind. he never matures and is always procrastinating.
Guy: Omg, that Aridish706 guy drives me nuts!

Guy2: I know right, imma ejaculate in his afro tonight
Aridish706 by vcxiumtms February 14, 2022