7 definitions by urbansplatt

Debatle

When you’re drunk, and try to type ‘debatable’, but you type debatle

“Dude, MK is your chick”
“That’s debatle”

by urbansplatt July 27, 2019

*A slow and uneventful night is developing*
“Damn, dude I need a stanky one”

by urbansplatt July 27, 2019

A pair of sunglasses that are clearly made to only be worn while playing baseball

*JL is driving and wearing sporty sunglasses*
“Damn dude, JL is rocking the outfields and he’s not even on the field”

by urbansplatt July 27, 2019

When someone says something that is obviously a correct statement

“Dude, CJ is lookin like a snack tonight”
“Right, right”

by urbansplatt July 27, 2019

*A tiny, cute girl walks into the bar*
“Damn dude she’s lookin like a bite sized snack”

by urbansplatt July 27, 2019

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.

"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.

by urbansplatt April 17, 2018

The occurrence of when the girl is wet, but the guy isn’t hard. Then when a guy gets hard, but the girl isn’t wet.

“Alright, turn over.”
“Oh, now you decide to get rock hard?”

“Ugh, we’re just on different schedules”

by urbansplatt July 20, 2019