unusu-al's definitions

wet computer

stwong bad could not be heoowww today so i will be fiwwing in. my name is homestaww wunnow.

deaw stwong bad. uh, i bewieve i just told you my name is homestaw wunnow?

by unusu-al November 8, 2003

nerd

someone that is learning-oriented. someday us nerds will take over and all will be cool.

you get straight a+'s? you must be a nerd.

by unusu-al October 15, 2006

penguin

a very unique flightless(?) bird that lives mainly in the poles, but also in the galapagos. they like to eat fish. penguins are renowned for being adorable.

penguins make bizaare sounds. imagine a kazoo - thats the closest thing to it.

tux, a goofy looking penguin, is the linux mascot. usually different distros of linux have their own modified picture of tux.

tux is a penguin

by unusu-al June 14, 2004

happy place

place inside all of us where we are all happy and get the warm fuzzies. our happy places are insulated from the shitheads that make up just about everyone we encounter.

i'm in my happy place and i'm not mad at the world anymore!

by unusu-al June 10, 2004

hot topic

a mighty fine shop. probably the only place besides ebay that i can purchase a wide variety of neat shirts (tees, fishnets, you name it). also a good place to pick up some non-traditional-colored hair dye and temporary hair color, and the only place i really get my jelly bracelets from.

ppl are always like hot topic sux but im like stfu ass its a great store with comfy clothing

by unusu-al June 15, 2004

porkchop sandwiches

sandwiches whose meat is porkchops. being that whenever i have porkchops they are rather dry and tough, porkchop sandwiches sound none too appetizing.

but its one funny ass quote :D

*stove turns on*
kid 1: (munching on apple) "you not cookin!!"
kid 2: (puts pan on burner) "bl-yea-i du!"
*curtain catches fire*
kid 2: "ba bababaa baa baa, bua bah ba ba ba!!!"
fireman: (running) "porkchop sandwiches!"
*fireman runs into burning room*
fireman: "OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE JA---WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!"
*fire truck comes to house*
fireman: "my god, did that smell good!"
kid 2: "detected and the no going you tell me do things, i no runnin!"

GI-JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by unusu-al June 2, 2004

Windows

very very popular os made by microsoft. i'm giving up on it the minute someone comes up with a fully functional windows emulator for linux that runs all my games and other fun windows stuff. damn thing crashes 2 much.

bill: dude is a hybrid version of wine coming out
pill: idk check the website
bill: dammit i wanna kno. if there is a hybrid wine im ditching windows cos the damn thing crashes 2 much

by unusu-al September 12, 2003