Jeeves

name for the stereotypical butler (in movies, tv shows, search engines, etc.)
lol urbandictionary.com says if the example is too short there's a problem w/ the definition
by unusu-al December 07, 2003
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Beowulf

an epic poem about beowulf, the great hero guy who came with a bunch of geats to dane-land and saved hrothgar from grendel by ripping out grendel's arm and thus killing him

beowulf then proceeds 2 kill grendel's mum (who isnt much better) and eventually kills a dragon but this costs him his life b/c he gets slashed in like the jugular
im'a read beowulf cos he ripped a guys arm off
by unusu-al November 08, 2003
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sat

test written solely for the purpose of making jr's and sr's in highschool miserable. has caused an entire industry focused around preparation (economic multiplier, perhaps?).

all the good colleges want to see perfect 1600s. because they suck. whoever invented the sat should be drowned in his/her own viscous slime.
holy shit i have to do good on the sat or im fucked because i'm a typical teenager who needs not know all sorts of fancy words.
by unusu-al March 09, 2004
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communism

extreme right wing belief. in communism the government is the only owner of things - the people don't own anything. and everyone works for the government. everyone gets the same amount of money - it doesnt matter if they work in a nuclear power plant or if they're a bum; they get the same amount of money.

communism has yet to actually function in real life. not hard to see y.
i like good ol' democracy. not communism.
by unusu-al November 28, 2003
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gonorrhea

nasty std u can get. yea, i think it does make you cum funny colours.

i think thats the horrifying "vd" that the military was teaching the soldiers about in world war 2 when they were sleeping with any waacs they can find.
history of sex on history channel=awesome-ass show
by unusu-al March 02, 2004
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nerd

someone that is learning-oriented. someday us nerds will take over and all will be cool.
you get straight a+'s? you must be a nerd.
by unusu-al October 15, 2006
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penguin

a very unique flightless(?) bird that lives mainly in the poles, but also in the galapagos. they like to eat fish. penguins are renowned for being adorable.

penguins make bizaare sounds. imagine a kazoo - thats the closest thing to it.

tux, a goofy looking penguin, is the linux mascot. usually different distros of linux have their own modified picture of tux.
by unusu-al June 14, 2004
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