IBM

ibm is an acronym for "international business machines." it is a widely known computer company.

ibm started quite a while ago - we could probably safely assume around the time of ENIAC, or earlier. they created a standard in computers (i.e., an ibm-compatible machine) and are still around.

despite ibm's age, they never broke up like ma bell.
bill:i got an ibm machine
pill:sweeeeeeet
by unusu-al May 23, 2004
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Commodore

commodore was in canada? i swear it was british considering all the games made for it.

commodore did indeed make the c64. once i had a c64. i was young and an idiot less sharp than a spoon and i got rid of it. i would do anything now for a c64.
bill: i got rid of my c64 and got $50 for it
pill: what are you an idiot c64's are awesome did u kno they were made by commodore
by unusu-al October 10, 2003
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furby

electronic toy by tomy(?). the furby is simply a small, poor quality motherboard covered in fur.

the furby can "interact" with humans. you can rub his tummy (press a button there), massage his back (press a button there), yell at it (sound sensors pick up loud noises and trigger a seizure for the furby), and blind it (cover the light sensor on its head and trigger another seizure).

when a furby first starts up or gets reset, it only talks (plays predefined words) in a limited, shoddy "language" called "furbish." as time continues, the furby "speaks" english - giving the illusion that by speaking to it, you teach it english (sort of like a little child). furbies cannot learn english from you; it has preset words. however, you can buy mod chips that make it swear.

the furby is known for being one of the most annoying pieces of shit ever. however, it went through a fad period where there was unbridled buying of them.
i cut the fur off my furby and now he looks demonic. he's a lot cooler now.
by unusu-al June 29, 2004
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frog

water and land dwelling (amphibious) creature known for being green, having long hind legs for jumping, and eating bugs by flipping out its sticky tongue at them.

the tongue of a frog is backwards compared to a human's; it is hinged toward the front of the mouth so it can lash out to get bugs. when on land they breathe through their skin.

frogs are a popular choice for dissection because while they aren't as accurate to the human anatomy as monkeys are, they are much cheaper. they are raised expressly for dissection, unlike cow eyes and fetal pigs, both of which are byproducts of the meat industry.
1. i dissected a frog in anatomy.
2. i caught a frog down at the pond!
by unusu-al February 18, 2007
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wet computer

stwong bad could not be heoowww today so i will be fiwwing in. my name is homestaww wunnow.
deaw stwong bad. uh, i bewieve i just told you my name is homestaw wunnow?
by unusu-al November 08, 2003
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scoop

what ice cream comes in
by unusu-al November 08, 2003
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um

one of the 2 most commonly used words in the english language (the other is uh)

usually it means that the speaker is searching for an idea (or at least thats usually when i use it)
reporter: y is the segway too redundant?

dean kamen: um...that is...um well...
by unusu-al December 07, 2003
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