Definitions by unitpro1

swimming devils 

sperm cells that are present in semen

She was such a slut. I blew my wad in her mouth and she gagged it down, swimming devils and all.

swimming devils by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

labia lobsters 

pubic lice or crabs

I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.

labia lobsters by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

procast 

verb: to strongly put forth or exclaim a belief or view in a verbal exchange

Look motherfucker, I'm sick as shit of you coming in here and procasting your bullshit. Now get the fuck out.

procast by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

lead vitamin

noun: Rifle or handgun bullet.

That Osama Bin Laden is a crazy son of a bitch. I'm gonna go over to Pakisatn and give that fucker a lead vitamin in the head.

lead vitamin by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

elephant paw 

noun: last resort description for a woman's crotch area when "camel toe" or "moose knuckle" won't do.

"Camel toe, moose knuckle? That bitch's got a fuckin elephant paw. I bet her pussy's so big that you'd have to strap a board to your ass so you won't fall in!"

elephant paw by unitpro1 January 1, 2010