procast 

verb: to strongly put forth or exclaim a belief or view in a verbal exchange

Look motherfucker, I'm sick as shit of you coming in here and procasting your bullshit. Now get the fuck out.

procast by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework

Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.

Procrastanigger by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

procrastibaking 

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008

Procrastavirus 

It's a contagious and deadly disease. It's chronic and requires intense treatment such as a schedule. Symptoms are tiredness, lack of work, small attention span and such.

I couldn't complete my work, I was procrastinating. I think I have Procrastavirus.

Procrastavirus by JazzyLadybug February 24, 2020

procatstinate

When you waste the whole day on youtube watching cat videos while you should be studying instead.

Instead of doing their homework, most children procatstinate instead.

procatstinate by squirreldogIV October 19, 2013

procasturbation 

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

Procrastefficient 

Adj - Having the ability to wait until the last minute to do something important, yet still being able to complete it with high quality.

Jim: I put off that book report until last night but I did it and still got a 100.

Jill: Wow Jim, you're really procrastefficient.

Procrastefficient by Noah A. Hoback October 30, 2007