uniPORN's definitions

Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

by uniPORN February 23, 2009

Shitsense

Nonsense, or something really stupid.

Stop talking shitsense and tell me what happened last night!

by uniPORN February 23, 2009

Confuzzled

In a terrible state on confusion.

PLEASE, don't use so many big words, you're making me confuzzled.

I don't know if he dumped me or not, I'm so confuzzled.

by uniPORN February 23, 2009

pedofail

A pedophile who always fails miserably in his/her attempts to attract children.

Old guy: Hey... how's about yall visit me sometime for some popsicles... age doesn't matter to me... I just love the children...
Kids: Err... no thanks (Whisper) What a pedofail
Other kids: Twat

by uniPORN March 13, 2009

Dancey

The fizzy feeling you get inside of you that makes you wanna dance, dance, dance (:

1. When I won the bet, knowing I had just gained 50 bucks made me feel ever so dancey.

2. When you're at a rave, you can't avoid the feeling of danciness inside of your tummy.

3. You're so adorable, you make me feel dancey.

by uniPORN February 6, 2009

tvm

Thanks very much. (Internet speak)

Junior:: Hey, I like your profile.
Missy:: TVM (:

by uniPORN February 6, 2009

Bitchelorette Party

A bachelorette party where the bachelor(ette) is acting like a total bitch, whore, skank, etc.

Man, Jane had a total bitchelorette party last night. You should be glad you didn't go.

by uniPORN February 7, 2009