uncle beasley's definitions

for a minute

A time span implying a very long time

Damn, Marquis...You ain't hit dat dipper for a minute...Pass dat shit over dis way!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bell ringer

A phenomenon experienced after shooting cocaine...A feeling as if yer ears are ringing.

That coke blast gave me a hella bell ringer

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Where the helmet ends

At the very tip of the penis...At the extreme end of someting...The end of the line...The end of the rope...Final resting place...At the tip of something...

Dis street sign sez "Dead End"...We at where the helmet ends.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

izzya

Faster variant of "are you"? Most of the time, (but not always) spoken at the end of a sentence, comment, challenge, statement, or unsult...Basically, the word breaks down to:
izzya==is ya==is you==are you...The words "are" and "is" have identical meanings around here(?)

Izzya ready to go to school, Jimmie?

You lookin' at me kinda funny, Petey...You ain't aimin' ta toss my salad, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

Ether

Term used to describe ether-based cocaine...Usually thought to be of superior quality

You lookin'? Got some fi-ya...It's ether

by Uncle Beasley October 5, 2006

bell-head

A wide, bell-like head of a penis

Bitch sucked on my bell-head 'til I skeeted on her grill

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006