uncle beasley's definitions

Jim Jones Party

A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...

Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...

Have the first ten people drink the punch...

Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...

By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...

Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...

When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fish

To lapse into a convulsion after huffing gas (Typically regarding nitrous oxide).

After that first whippit, I collapsed to the floor and started to fish, knocking all kinds of shit over.

by Uncle Beasley September 1, 2006

butterhead

A pervasive crack smoker

Muthafukkuh went through dat boulder in five minutes??!!...Butterhead Nagger...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

know what i'm screaming

A different way (I guess) of expressing: "know what i'm saying"

Looked about like tha Coke machine wuz blowin' er sumpin'...know what i'm screaming?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

Hoodles Device

Formal and more reverent version of "Hoodles"

A homemade drug abuse device, made from whatever's at hand at the moment, laying around the house. (i.e. soda cans, 2 liter bottles, tin foil, duct tape, safety pins, etc.)

They had no bowl or papers around, so they assembled a Hoodles Device out of an empty 2-liter bottle, aluminum foil, and a bucket, to smoke that Shwag.

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

playa playa

1. Something that strikes an envious response...

2. A man who is all that...

3. A Nagger with his shit together...

Daaaaamn, B...Dat ring is playa playa...

Ya'll playa playa up in dis muthafuka, ain'tcha?...

Damn, Sedrick...You got it like dat??!! You kickin' it playa playa...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

hoodles

A homemade drug abuse device, made from whatever's at hand at the moment, laying around the house. (i.e. soda cans, 2 liter bottles, tin foil, duct tape, safety pins, etc.)

Chris, didya bring yer hoodles device so we can smoke this glass????

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006