uncle beasley's definitions

smoking that shit

Deliberately condescending metaphor denoting (usually, frequent and pervasive)crack cocaine usage/abuse

Where's all yer furniture, VaShawn? Ya'll isn't smoking that shit again, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

lollygoggle

To stroll, just to waste time

I lollygoggled around the festival alone, while my bitch was at the blackjack table losin' her ass

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Ether

Describes ether-based cocaine, typically thought to be of a superior quality.

You lookin'? Got some fi-ya...It's ether.

by Uncle Beasley October 5, 2006

attie

Inner city farewell greeting. Probably a play on "I holla atcha".

Leave yer name and number and I'll get back witcha...Attie

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

gas huffer

An individual who gets intoxicated by certain and often combustible fumes (i.e. gasoline, butane, ether, chloroform, amyl nitrate, butyl nitrate, trichloroethane) by way of oral/nasal ingestion

Kevin: Where's my fuckin' Scotch Guard, Emily?...I need to waterproof the patio furniture!

Emily: I think Junior took it all, honey...Gas Huffer bastard!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bean

Describes any narcotic pill with a potential for abuse.

Saw my doctor today, and I got some beans, if you're lookin'?

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bell-head

A wide, bell-like head of a penis

Bitch sucked on my bell-head 'til I skeeted on her grill

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006