3 definitions by ultraspecialboy
A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.
Past tense: Elton Johned
Past tense: Elton Johned
Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!
Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!
Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!
by ultraspecialboy May 12, 2022
A handsome Scrongle that deserves the world. An actor that I would make a good insane villain character if casted as one but is unfortunately always cast as short silly men who don't get taken seriously.
by ultraspecialboy May 12, 2022
(Also Scrongly)
Normally used for a shorter man with at least a little stubble. Slight chubby or dad bod is usually sported by a scrongle. Very attractive and/or cute, (often not seen as conventionally hot or super model worthy by the general public.) Often seen as slightly off putting or weird, in the best sense possible.
Sometimes but not always referred to as a "poor little meow meow"
An example of a scrongle is the character Charlie Kelly in the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Or even his actor, Charlie Day
Normally used for a shorter man with at least a little stubble. Slight chubby or dad bod is usually sported by a scrongle. Very attractive and/or cute, (often not seen as conventionally hot or super model worthy by the general public.) Often seen as slightly off putting or weird, in the best sense possible.
Sometimes but not always referred to as a "poor little meow meow"
An example of a scrongle is the character Charlie Kelly in the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Or even his actor, Charlie Day
(When walking in supermarket)
Girl 1: Omg check out the Scrongle by the strawberries!
Girl 2: girlll you should go ask him out he's totally your type!
Girl 1: Omg check out the Scrongle by the strawberries!
Girl 2: girlll you should go ask him out he's totally your type!
by ultraspecialboy May 12, 2022