A john ed is someone who does wheelies all the way from highton to L1 maccies saying “yes fat bum” to every bird on the way. be careful cos a john ed will deffo stab ye with a pencil if ye don’t watch ye back
by shoutout2dogsnaninaedlock August 28, 2020
Wallet-raped, taxed to death. Refers to the character in Robin Hood, who "taxed the souls out of the people".
My cell phone is being Prince John-ed by AT+T.
by Falcondraco December 18, 2012
When a man and one other person sleep close together, and the man has a wet dream that ejaculates onto the other person's butt or backside.
Person 1: What is this on my pants??
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
by Boydimus December 9, 2010
The Most Bad Ass Motherfucker Of All Time ! Running this $&@?, that’s why it’s so clean. A Global brand; the Best of the Best. People step out of his way! everywhere he goes He is the Most Popular Of All Time. At the same time the Most True human of All Time.
by Extremely Lucky KittymayIV May 27, 2021