Johned

A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.

- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.

by 2 Peters = John September 19, 2015

Johned

Very strong, huge muscles.

Look at his muscles! He looks johned!

by Philad February 1, 2010

Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.

Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020

John john

That good good

Thats some john john weed, bro.

by Buns420 October 8, 2017

John-John

It's that fuckin good good.

"Dude that was some John-John weed."

by Buns420 October 8, 2017

no johns

"No johns" means that you can't make excuses. It is the perfect counter argument to anyone who is making any type of excuse whatever. When someone makes excuses or tries to make excuses, they are "johning". If this occurs, tell them "NO JOHHNZZ".

Me: "Dude, I just 4 stocked your Marth with my Pikachu.

n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."

Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"

by Cary Abrell (Ruler_OF_Melee) May 29, 2005

The John

The John is another informal name for 'the toilet'.

Sarah ran straight to the John after their long trip.

by Rbs January 27, 2005