Definitions by ugly dave
Tweet
A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.
As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.
infopoop
Information, facts, or news about current events, political wranglings, cool new gadgets, or just about anything you can have a conversation about.
intellipoop
1. Any information that is gathered through research or from spy operations such as CIA or Police investigations.
2. Bullshit.
2. Bullshit.
George Bush: "I believe our best intellipoop suggests that Iraq may have weapons of mass destruction"
intellipoop by Ugly Dave July 12, 2009
barley soda
Replacement word for beer when in the presence of individuals who may be offended or negatively influenced by consumption of an alcoholic beverage
barley soda by Ugly Dave January 15, 2008
btf
a woman who wipes her butt from back-to-front resulting in poopycooch and is therefore unsuitable for cunnilingus
Jason tried to go down on his girlfriend, but it was too stinky. I told him that she was probably a BTF and that he needed to find a FTB.
ftb
a woman who wipes her butt from front to back, avoiding poopycooch and thereby being considered suitable for cunnilingus
Jason said his girlfriend was a poopycooch BTF and I told him to ditch that skank and get himself a FTB
poopycooch
the state of having fecal matter in one's vagina as a result of wiping from back to front. Also see btf
poopycooch by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007