twiggy's definitions

spatchulate

To use the kitchen utensil to please ones sexual needs

Lets just hope that spatchula dont rust off your luv juices !!!

by Twiggy August 3, 2004

priest

refer to molester for complete definition

Catholic priests love 9-year-old boys.

by Twiggy September 3, 2005

giggleberry

Noun: testicles, nuts, balls, bits, jewels, nads, DNA factory, knackers, tonkers, bollocks, nutmegs, stones, huevos, cojones, valseuses, grapes, diamonds, cobblers, marbles, gonads, eggs, kintama, love blobs

My friend is in the hospital after getting smacked in the twig and giggleberries with a frying pan.

by Twiggy April 5, 2005

Mesa

The trashiest city in all of Arizona; a congregation point for bums and druggies alike. Comparable to Compton, CA, with a Mexican flare. Cigar shops and porn shops are plentiful, with a sufficient number of weird bus people milling about in the streets. Entrance to the city is noted by a pungent smell of stale ass. Street corners and the front of 7-11s are a substitute for employment agencies in Mesa, the city with the highest per capita amount of payday loan stores in the universe. Most popular jobs: auto thief, landscaper, house painter, drug dealer/cop.

A charming city, really.

"Mommy, why did God create Mesa?"

"To extinguish any notions about the good of humankind, dear."

by Twiggy April 14, 2005

electroclash

80's Synth, Retro Samples Combined With Electronic Sounds and Beats

Try: Felix Da House Cat
etc

by Twiggy July 31, 2003

free willy

To skinny dip on a crowded beach and then run round the beach naked

Eh , lurd this free willy'in is boss i feel so free like ive just been on a nite of mozam

by Twiggy August 3, 2004

hookers

A not-so-rare breed of female that is overtly loose between the legs. Much like dinosaurs, these creatures cannot see anything unless it moves.

Sometimes called "street t-rex"

"Shh, Lois, don't move. She won't see you if you don't move."

"Where'd you go?"

by Twiggy May 4, 2005