twiggy's definitions

eat you up

To lick &/or chew your pussy.

Crystal can I eat you up if you don't wanna fuck?

by twiggy June 18, 2006

priest

refer to molester for complete definition

Catholic priests love 9-year-old boys.

by Twiggy September 3, 2005

whuthufhu

Phonetic pronunciation of "WTF" (What The Fuck)

D00d, my car g0t ownz0r3d by a b1rd. Whuthufhu?

by Twiggy June 10, 2005

stewardesseses

The ACTUAL longest word you can type using only your left hand. Most people think this is "stewardesses" but they are wrong.

I like them there stewardesseses.

by Twiggy June 10, 2005

hobosapien

An intelligent hobo

See that guy begging for money on the freeway? Defnitely not a hobosapien.

by Twiggy June 12, 2005

cane toad

Anything that is taken out of its natural environment, placed in another suitable one, and gets on the fast track to total world domination.

Originates from the sugar cane toad, a native Hawaiian toad that was introduced to Australia to help control beetle population and has never looked back.

Guy 1: Did you see that new guy from Japan? He doesn't even speak English, but in a week he's already been promoted to head of our department and I hear he's knocked up the VP.

Guy 2: What a total cane toad.

by Twiggy August 4, 2005

Mesa

The trashiest city in all of Arizona; a congregation point for bums and druggies alike. Comparable to Compton, CA, with a Mexican flare. Cigar shops and porn shops are plentiful, with a sufficient number of weird bus people milling about in the streets. Entrance to the city is noted by a pungent smell of stale ass. Street corners and the front of 7-11s are a substitute for employment agencies in Mesa, the city with the highest per capita amount of payday loan stores in the universe. Most popular jobs: auto thief, landscaper, house painter, drug dealer/cop.

A charming city, really.

"Mommy, why did God create Mesa?"

"To extinguish any notions about the good of humankind, dear."

by Twiggy April 14, 2005