3 definitions by turqoisenoise

bass face

The facial acrobatics that one engages in when playing a particularly groovy bassline. Can involve facial scrunching, mouthing, silent screaming, all of the above at once and more.

Check out that bass face, the bassist looks like he's laying pipe.

by turqoisenoise March 19, 2011

laying pipe

Doing a great big dump that renders the toilet unusable for the next hour due to pungency.

"Where's Tim? He's been gone for half an hour."

"He's laying pipe.

by turqoisenoise March 19, 2011

lesbianage

Reconnaissance and surveillance carried out by lesbians. All lesbians are known to do this without exception.

I know there's lesbianage going on, I can see birkenstock footprints.

by turqoisenoise March 19, 2011