5 definitions by ts15210

4 finger ounce.

In the 70s, it was a way of measuring how much weed was in a baggie by holding your fingers up to it. A 'four finger ounce' was a baggie filled up enough to cover four fingers, a half ounce was two fingers, a quarter was one finger...

"Hey Cheech, did you score?" "Yeah, I got a 4 finger ounce."

by ts15210 April 22, 2021

Memory Card

When a person's alibi for doing something wrong is that they don't remember. OJ's Lawyers played the race card. Some play the memory card.

When I asked Colleen about breaking my windshield, she played the memory card and denied knowing anything about it.

by ts15210 January 21, 2010

tard font

When you type on social media with mixed lettercases-uppercase and lowercase: LiKe tHIs.

Andre is an a-hole.
"I know, he always types in TaRd FonT when he doesn't have a valid point."

by ts15210 October 29, 2018

Geddy

The way Gary Lee Weinrib's mother pronounced his first name. Gary would go on to become the best musician ever.

"Geddy! Leave that thing alone and finish your homework."

by ts15210 December 23, 2012

jumbotronwhore

A person at a sporting event who does everything possible to get on the Juumbotron.

"Did you see that idiot with pink and green hair dancing in the aisle every time there was a TV timeout?"

"Yeah, he was a real jumbotronwhore."

by ts15210 December 6, 2013