8 definitions by travisbickle86
A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.
An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.
You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.
You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'
'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'
(Hysterical Screaming)
'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'
(Hysterical Screaming)
by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018
When a woman with a magnificent chest gets a breast reduction. Based on the tragedy of tennis player Simona Halep.
by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019
by travisbickle86 October 25, 2019
'It's an LA collar.'
by travisbickle86 April 13, 2021
by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019
A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.
by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019
The L.A Beast is a 6'5'', bodybuilder, who runs mostly around the Downtown district of Los Angeles; solving minor crimes and helping civilians. These instances of heroism may include: retrieving lost dogs and cats, returning lost property, chasing pickpockets, stoping sexual assault and other crimes, as well as picking up people who fall over.
The Beast wears only a gold/purple L.A Lakers cap, Ray-Ban sunglasses and a pair of Nike Air More Uptempo sneakers; and nothing else.
The beast will make an exception to cover himself with a towel once a week when he attends the Sunday morning service at Our Lady of the Angels.
*Not to be confused with the Youtuber: L.A Beast.
The Beast wears only a gold/purple L.A Lakers cap, Ray-Ban sunglasses and a pair of Nike Air More Uptempo sneakers; and nothing else.
The beast will make an exception to cover himself with a towel once a week when he attends the Sunday morning service at Our Lady of the Angels.
*Not to be confused with the Youtuber: L.A Beast.
by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018