83 definitions by tradesman

ninjaburger.com

A very funny site. Try it out!

Ninjaburger.com is a way of life.

by tradesman July 12, 2003

waxing the weasel

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

by tradesman April 4, 2003

442

A performance option for Olds Cutlasses. It originally stood for: 400 cu. in. engine, 4-bbl. carb, dual exhaust.

"That '71 442 can really fly!"

by tradesman April 2, 2003

deadbeat dad

A male parent that won't pay child support. See: deadbeat mom.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

humble pie

To be forced to apologize or to admit a fault.

I caught Pierson in another lie, so he has to eat some humble pie.

by tradesman January 27, 2004

dip

1) To pickpocket; a pickpocket
2) Chewing tobacco
3) A stupid or ignorant individual.

The dip was dipping someone's wallet while he took a big wad of dip between his cheek and gum.

by tradesman May 8, 2003

balls out

Originally referred to the governor on old steam engines that had two ball that rotated across one another that would control speed depending on how fast they spun. Balls out meant going full speed or power.

That old steam tractor was going balls out.

by tradesman November 21, 2003