topher's definitions

Tire ass

A person with an arse-hole as big as a tractor tire.

Matt Grindey

by Topher May 14, 2003

Razorbacks

The sexiest animal on the planet.
(Way sexier than a horn or a tiger)

How bout' them Razorbacks!

by Topher March 31, 2005

scopin the jobe

John Jay alteration of scopin the jope.
Scopin the jobe is used to describe a very tappable peice of ass (or any good aspect of chick) that walks by. This "jobe" must be a female, not weigh more than the scoper, not be able to beat the scoper up, and must have a full set of presentable teeth to be considered "scopable"

As JSluts, "Slut" walks by, he slants his head slightly down to ass level and hollers, "SCOPIN THE JOBE!"

by topher March 31, 2005

Whickit

How you pronounce the word "Wicked" in the New England area.

Wicked used as an adjective but must also have an adjective following it.

Steph: That Chowda was whickit good.

Chris: I wickit don't wanna try it. NO ME GUSTA EL SEAFOOD!!!1!!1!!1one

Steph: Spanish is whickit dumb.

by Topher April 4, 2005

Harry pot head

When charlie Eats a space cake and starts flying.

Harry potter and the Philosopher's crack

by Topher May 14, 2003

T-bar

a frontal wedgy on a chick, or wearing a G-straing the wrong way around, it also relates to people wearing crotchless gym-wear

hot- pink lycra dance wear with revealing bike shorts on

by topher November 4, 2004

picle

a person who likes to say random words and do random things

in this industry finely tuned instruments are crucial

by topher November 4, 2004