The Ultimate human being. Destined to be the richest man in the world. Is not black or white but is red all over. His skin is as red as his eyebrows and his eyebrows are as red as Reddog's valentine which red "you are a red as a rose". A genius whose many talents are not recognised in today's society.
"hey reddog did u get laid friday night" "Nah mann, but I kissed her foot"
"Reddog you look pretty damn hot" "a ba derr, i just had PE"
Proceding straight to anal sex with a member of the opposite sex without partaking in any of the following three: handjobs, blowjobs or just plain old, in and out, run of the mill, reproductive sex. Excludes the use of hookers. A very difficult operation to undergo.
Oh, that girl at the club, yeh I performed a triple bypass on her.
1.(n) Someone who is the opposite of pwn.
2.(n) A counterstrike (or similar game) player who exhibits poor skills
3. Often heard in counterstrike and similar games, usually said by sad, skilless n00bs.
Laird is teh nonpwn. He's died 20 rounds in a row.