tomas's definitions
1.(n) Someone who is the opposite of pwn.
2.(n) A counterstrike (or similar game) player who exhibits poor skills
3. Often heard in counterstrike and similar games, usually said by sad, skilless n00bs.
2.(n) A counterstrike (or similar game) player who exhibits poor skills
3. Often heard in counterstrike and similar games, usually said by sad, skilless n00bs.
by Tomas September 11, 2004
Get the nonpwnmug. Proceding straight to anal sex with a member of the opposite sex without partaking in any of the following three: handjobs, blowjobs or just plain old, in and out, run of the mill, reproductive sex. Excludes the use of hookers. A very difficult operation to undergo.
by Tomas October 5, 2005
Get the triple bypassmug. 
a college designed with the sole intent of destroying all your ideals regarding college. It's not a magical land of mature people, it's a fantasy land where perpetual high school kids live independently from their parents for four years. It's inhabited with a mixed batch of pituitary cases and shallow cellphone brandishing moroons who have no interest in learning. The eclectic interest of the typical student at UCR lies in the following activities: never attending classes, failing nearly everything, drinking themselves retarded, gaining base knowledge on how to unreflectively acquire a decent paying job in order to attain some materialistic goal bred from a californian upbringing, and if they get lucky, turning impressionable freshman girls into emotional wrecks.
by tomas November 6, 2003
Get the ucrmug. 
Hottie = hot girl speeled so Brazillians can pronounce it correctly. Common among Brazillian Jiu Jitsu practitioners and no holds barred fighting fans.
Not only can she fight but she's a rottie
by Tomas February 4, 2005
Get the rottiemug. (n)1. One who relies soley on Microsoft products and services.
2. A microsoft user who has not downloaded relevant security patches, thus making them an easy target for viri and the like.
2. A microsoft user who has not downloaded relevant security patches, thus making them an easy target for viri and the like.
Laird is a microsoftie. He's gotten five viruses in hte last month because he ignores the security patches.
by Tomas September 13, 2004
Get the Microsoftiemug.