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The art of running amok inside ones computer.
Bugger my computers Crashed! It must be that bloody amokinter again.
by tom April 30, 2004
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Referring to something out of the ordinary, broken, improperly functioning, etc.
I got into an accident, now my car is all borched up.
by tom December 13, 2003
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To destroy something, usually a car.
"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"
by tom September 30, 2003
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Exaggeration or fabrication of a story, regarding somebody other than the tale bearer, in the absence of this person who is being discussed - for the malicious purpouse of demeaning, slandering or tarnisging this person's reputation.
I used to be good friends with this bitch for like 6 years, and when we had a fallout, she went around gossiping all of my personal shit to people behind my back.
by tom February 29, 2004
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a childish word used frequently by mothers, when referring to the female genitals in front of a small child, usually the daughter
Gwenny, don't foreget to wipe your twinkle!
by tom May 2, 2003
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I have lived in Baltimore all of my life. There is absolutely nothing good about this city. 50% of its residents are below the poverty line. These same people are uneducated to the extreme and proud of it. It is these people who claim to be "da best".

In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.

Breeding grounds for HIV, herpes, syphillis, gonorhea, etc.

There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.
Oh, so you are from Baltimore.
I went there last month and got my wallet stolen.
by tom February 27, 2005
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