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543 definitions by tom

The one who has the master plan.
I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I've got the master plan...
by Tom November 27, 2003
The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.
"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"
by tom December 26, 2004
A douche, enough said
Tom Cruise is a douche who thinks he is smart, but he is in fact not
by Tom December 26, 2005
1. To be in serious trouble.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.
1. "When my parents found out I killed their parrot, I'm screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"
by Tom September 17, 2003
The mating call of dancing banana's.
Peanut Butter JELLEH!
by Tom November 30, 2003
- A French-Canadian
- A native of Quebec
- A dialect of French language spoken in Quebec
Jean Chretien is Quebecois
by Tom September 19, 2004
When a man is making out with a woman, and slowly pulls his penis out and when shes not paying attention to it, HE PUTS IT IN HER MOUTH
Example 1:Dude i totally sneaky snaked my girlfriend last night! It was hilarious!
Example 2:Dude, im in the hospital cuz i sneaky snaked a stranger and they bit my penis
by tom January 15, 2005