tom's definitions

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003

snowshoeing

When someone with small feet inserts them in the ass of two people and then “walks” or makes them crawl. It is similar to fisting but far more technical.

Gail went to an S & M party and went snowshoeing with two bears.

by Tom March 24, 2004

cornhusk

racist term for a mexican

"your such a cornhusk"

by Tom November 18, 2003

daddeln

herumspielen, sich die Zeit vertreiben

Ich daddel rum.

by Tom June 7, 2004

times

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

by Tom October 15, 2003

gruad

the delestic spelling for guard.

the gruad of the train

by Tom September 6, 2003

Videlectrix

A video game company (motto: We use computers... to make video games!) that created such great games as Shploitz!, Trogdor, Pigs on Head, Awexome Cross, Kid Speedy, and QWERTY.

Visit their website at www.videlectrix.com

by Tom February 5, 2004