tom's definitions

crusade

The crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.

Christian occupation of Syria disappeared after the ninth crusade.

by Tom November 19, 2003

Vader Helmet

a helmet that resembles a german world war 2 nazi helmet.

hey darth vader is a nazi

by tom March 3, 2005

sumdude3

Sumdude is the ub3r leet pimp dad

Sumdude 3wnz sinz

by Tom March 12, 2003

Piswanjango

1) A mexican beer in 'Dusk till Dawn' that tastes like piss, because they piss in it.

2) Piswanjango being a fine quality skunk. The type that smokes well and makes you laugh a lot.

Smokin de Piswanjango like dey do in de Congo

by Tom October 23, 2003

cow pat

A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.

by ToM March 10, 2003

yosh

A favorite exclamation of Dr. Eggman.

"Yosh!" "Yosh!" "Yosh!" "Yosh!"

by Tom December 2, 2003

minger

a nice person with the face of a bull dogs ass

look at that fuckin minger
that person is really minged out

by tom December 1, 2003