tom's definitions

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

lizard wrangler

The Lizard Wrangler is the nickname for mozilla foundation head, Mitchell Baker.

On the other end is Mitchell Baker, the chief Lizard Wrangler for the Mozilla Foundation.

by Tom March 23, 2005

Biffa

a person who is a wanker

don't be a biffa

by tom December 13, 2003

politicize

A word to refer to a social issue that already has a public interest element, thus, is already political in character, but is used to give a negative implication to someone else wanting to examine the interests at stake.

We shouldn't allow the opposition to politicize this issue.

by Tom September 8, 2004

Blem

Blem is anuvva word for fags or ciggarettes. It is used mostly in de greata london area.

Sort me a blem bruv

by Tom January 10, 2004

ring out

Said when requesting someone, like kong, to piss the hell off from the current conversation.

Hey Kongo ring out you loser, we all hate you

by Tom May 4, 2004

Horrorwood

Sick guy

I think i'll go talk to horrorwood he is one cool guy

by Tom May 31, 2004