tom's definitions

chunkle bum

A cream faced loon.

"Oops, I just fell over in the fertiliser."
"Oh, you chunkle bum!"

by tom May 27, 2003

Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

by Tom May 2, 2003

Wyndorf

1. Excellent / Awesome / Superlative good
2. A person who is any of the above (synonynm: winner)

Background: Dave Wyndorf from Monster Magnet. Clearly excellent & awesome winner.

"Wyndorf!"
"What a Wyndorf."

by tom November 8, 2004

crapabonanza

n. A situation that at first appears fruitful but ends up a bust.

Man, that party ended up being one big crapabonanza!

by Tom July 24, 2004

crantz

to rape a rapistin his mouth/arse.

the police are all probably crantzers

by tom November 25, 2003

distiller

See ghetto fly. Boo-yeah!

Damn, that distiller, hes so ghetto fly!

by Tom September 13, 2004

Lactation

The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish

Ooh shit, i'm lactating!

by Tom May 2, 2003