tom's definitions

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

sheeesh

A word signaling simultaneous frustration & confusion. It's uttered after some event that frustrates & confuses, and you just can't let the moment pass without some kind of comment.

Curly Howard (The Three Stooges) frequently said "Sheeesh!" after something didn't operate the way it was expected to operate, like a telephone. Or when he was slapped by his brother, Moe, for no apparent reason.

by Tom January 12, 2005

queef fucked

for one to have intercourse to a woman fanny farting.

she queef fucked me.

by tom April 25, 2003

gold

Really cool and useful info in a magazine or book and also really good things you like are "gold"

"This fact is gold!"

by Tom June 8, 2004

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.

See previous example

by Tom March 29, 2005

AIM Whore

Female addicted to AOL Instant Messenger whereas constantly whoring around flirting with 3 or more men at a time via AIM.

Dat hoe was AIM WHORING herself out all day yesterday!

by Tom January 22, 2004

blaikie

To do a dance with the use of your bottom, otherwise known as your Booty. To shake it in a sexual manner. to shake yo booty

Your mother just did a blaikie right in front of my face after shaking her tic tacs at me.

by Tom January 5, 2005