tom's definitions

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

supnshit

sup = wassup = wat's up

n'shit = and shit like that

guy number 1: hey man
guy number 2: supnshit
guy number 1: not much re
guy number 2: w3rd
guy number 1: yeah man

by tom December 19, 2004

Seb Lefebvre

1) Hot Guitarist
2)French-Canadian
3) Likes Soda, not pop.
4) Good kisser
5) HE IS SESSY AND HE WINS

Tom Gryskiewicz likes Seb Lefebvre

by Tom December 14, 2003

honkey tonk

A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.

You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!

by Tom September 17, 2004

rudeboy

Also known as: Human vulgaris twatis. Other terms include chav, rude, townie, or 'Donald Ducks,'as my old Dad calls them.
Defined as: An unpleasant male creature, decked in a strangely positioned cap,who is extremely tall and skinny and with a terribly hickey mauled neck, given to them by their 'beeatch.' This beeatch is not the entrance to the proverbial hive, but a female creature of the same species, prone to bizzare outburst such as 'wotyoulookinatorsumfink.'
Famous(infamous ruders): Vicky Pollard......and she's an impression so really...there's no one ....is there? Thank God. Oh besides that guy from the Streets.

You lookin at my gel? She's well fit innit! Was you saying she was fit? You dur'y greb

by Tom May 3, 2004

Bamber

broke; bad; stupid; boring; ugly; turnoff; crappy

This party is bamber.

Look at her, that girl is bamber.

The club was so bamber last night.

by Tom June 4, 2004

AOL

An ISP which people who have no clue about computers get and then think they are the coolest people around. Very few people like AOL. Also a company that likes to spam inboxes and mailboxes with ads and trial cds. Most definitions said below this definition are true.

This "lawyer" is most likely just some lonley person who is obssesed with AOL. You can't sue free speech.

by Tom December 21, 2004