tom's definitions

tardking

A very large and mean retard who beats up and makes fun of all the other tards at school

The tardking just punched the tard who was eating lunch.

by Tom December 22, 2004

fwackoom

To destroy with a really impressively cool magic attack.

"Look! I'm fwackooming your king!"

by Tom December 28, 2003

sula

A Cuban guy that rapes children. Also a guy that has a large collection of hentai porn on his computer.

"You want to come with me, I have candeee..."

by Tom August 13, 2003

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

octomonkey

an multi-limbed siumian, an eight armed monkey, its pretty self explanatry. created in a secret lab on an indian berial ground in central klopatchistan. habitat swamp mangroves, diet small klopatchistani volcano rabbits. very highly priced for there fur

"look at that octomonkey in the tree"
or
"ahhhhhhhh that octomonkey just eviscerated that klopatchistani volcano rabbit"
or
"nooooooooooooooo killer octomonkeys chewing my leg"

by tom April 5, 2005

titty bitch

the word "nipple" and "female dog" combined.

I like your titty, bitch

by tom December 23, 2003

Fagoteer

Literally means someone who wields a fag. As a musketeer holds a gun, a fagoteer has a fag or cigarette. Translated into modern terms: a smoker; someone who smokes.

Not to be mistaken by fag or faggot. This word has nothing to do with sexual preference at all.

John: Dude, I can't breathe in yo momma's house, she's more a fagoteer than I thought!

by Tom October 4, 2004