tom's definitions

Dinkus

when a girl goes down on a guy, and decides to bite down really hard!

oh shit, she fucking dinkused me

by tom March 6, 2004

crusade

The crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.

Christian occupation of Syria disappeared after the ninth crusade.

by Tom November 19, 2003

APT

amillennial postapocalyptic transformaton

I pried the gun from my dead friend's hand. His face was a puddle of goo. I turned the gun toward the advancing army of APTs and shouted, "This is for Larry!!!"

by Tom March 30, 2005

Impossible

Something that cannot be done.

Trying to nail a load of diarrhoea to the celing. Now that's impossible!

by Tom February 20, 2003

Quebecois

- A French-Canadian
- A native of Quebec
- A dialect of French language spoken in Quebec

Jean Chretien is Quebecois

by Tom September 19, 2004

beg friend

A person who aproaches everyone they see even if they are not wanted around.

When two people are talking and a 'beg friend' joins in univitedly and a person would say "why are u a beg friend.

by tom December 1, 2003

sumdude3

Sumdude is the ub3r leet pimp dad

Sumdude 3wnz sinz

by Tom March 12, 2003