tom's definitions

muffin

Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.

You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!

by Tom May 1, 2005

Sausage

Describes an attractive woman to male friends when the said woman is in close vicinity

The young lady was completely unaware that the group of boys were admiring her good looks when they all started talking about "sausage"

by tom March 11, 2004

crispin

something that is very good (Jonathan Ross)

yeah dude that's crispin!

by tom March 29, 2005

Horrorwood

Sick guy

I think i'll go talk to horrorwood he is one cool guy

by Tom May 31, 2004

ring out

Said when requesting someone, like kong, to piss the hell off from the current conversation.

Hey Kongo ring out you loser, we all hate you

by Tom May 4, 2004

SFA

Sweet Fucking All

Diet Pepsi has sfa sugar.

by Tom November 22, 2003

Turtle Trap

slang for marajuana or an item used for smoking it. see Catching Turtles

were going Catching Turtles can you bring the turtle trap?

by Tom September 26, 2004