tom's definitions

metuchen

A pissant, white, upper-middle class, central-Jersey town that is the donut hole of Edison and somehow has both an exit from the turnpike and the parkway AND a nearby amtrak stop.

Metuchen? Oh yea, I passed your exit on the parkway once.

by tom January 12, 2004

gruad

the delestic spelling for guard.

the gruad of the train

by Tom September 6, 2003

Clash City Rocker

a song by the 70's punk band The Clash. A Clash City Rocker Is A Basically A Rocker who is Obessed With The Clash

look at that clash city rocker hanging out over there

by Tom May 13, 2005

Blaster

a reely nasty computer virus it wiil cause your computer to reboot every 30 secends and spread it self to other computers on the web

note it is all but gone now but it will be history bookss

blaster will infect a xp nt 200 or 2003

by tom November 23, 2003

trouble

Misfortune, strife, problems, and a girl called Karyn. All that happens when Karyn is present.

1. The vector, Karyn, hosted a nasty cold virus and shared it with all her friends.
2. Although peril and menace follow close behind her, you can’t help but be fond of a Karyn.

by Tom September 14, 2004

Miller Place

This is the most ghetto town on the face of the earth. There are so many hardcore gangsters that you will cry when you try to walk through the streets of miller place. You can not walk through this town with out a huge GAT

Man millerplace is so ghetto we cant go through there with out bumpin into a huge gangster that would want to shoot us.

by Tom February 27, 2005

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003