tom's definitions

slunkmeat

It has no real definition, but it's derogatory and can describe a skank or someone that your friend has already fucked, sloppy seconds.

Greg: Hey Tom, how are you? I was thinking, I sure wouldn't mind if you fucked my ex-girlfriend Vicki.

Tom: No way! Do you think that I would fuck that piece of slunkmeat?

by Tom January 30, 2004

m3

A decent sports car for its price... more room then a vette, but if you're buying a sports car, why not get a vette for the same price?

Image of people who drive M3's is quite low amung other drivers, because of their stupid freeway antics and if you can actually afford one, you're better off buying a V8 and tuning it for the price.

I got cut off by that ass hole in the M3 so I floored my SVT cobra and he ate my dust!

by tom March 18, 2005

B.N.O.Y.L.

Best Night of Your Life

Ba-Noi-L thats how u say it

I exclaimed "B.N.O.Y.L." as I busted on that chicks face.

by Tom February 17, 2007

Cruel

Being nasty.

Singin to a blind man, "I can see clearly now the rain has gone."

by Tom February 20, 2003

Basketball IQ

A subjective term used by basketball bloggers that is based on a player’s court awareness, anticipation, defense, and offense, but is mostly used as a backhanded insult about the player’s intelligence.

Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.

by tom December 23, 2008

coejus

a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.

I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii

by tom July 20, 2004

17

The most random number.

Pick a number. It's not really as good a random number as 17, is it?

by Tom January 1, 2004