tom's definitions

zat

An automobile, or car.

I busted up my Zat!!!

by Tom April 30, 2006

stoner

A person who smokes marijuana on a frequent basis. Unlike drinkers, who so often label stoners as leeches on society, stoners are quiet, friendly types who keep themselves to themselves and are not confrontational or loud/obnoxious in any way.

"I'm a stoner and I'm damn proud of it"

by Tom October 9, 2005

heaven

The place one travels to after smoking pot.

"Man, Ima get me some pot and go to heaven tonight"

by Tom October 9, 2005

tom cruise

A douche, enough said

Tom Cruise is a douche who thinks he is smart, but he is in fact not

by Tom December 28, 2005

dock

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.

From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"

by Tom September 13, 2008

dock

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.

From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"
Source: Tom, Minneapolis, MN

by Tom August 16, 2006

steeltown

1. Nickname for a boring, working class city in western Pennsylvania full of old fat guys who like to drink pabst blue ribbon and watch the steelers. Anyone with talent, drive or intelligence leaves by the age of 30. Located a short distance from Loserville.

2. Perennial doormat of the XFL. Big on trash talk – short on execution.

Steeltown is the source of large payoffs to NFL officials.

The Weasals pounded Steeltown.

by Tom September 24, 2008