tom's definitions

ROFLMAOWTIME

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes

Ha, ha! That was funny. ROFLMAOWTIME.

by Tom April 3, 2003

fly on the wall

someone who secretly watches something. like they're a fly on the wall and you don't notice them.

carlos knows that rosita's baby is really chico's thanks to that fly on the wall.

by tom March 2, 2004

Sauron

The Dark Lord of Mordor. Forged the Ruling Ring... the Master Ring... the One Ring... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

(play LOTR theme here)

by Tom January 15, 2004

blown out

A girl who's vaginal opening has been stretched and mangled beyond functionality. Various nerves have been destroyed due to rapid and frequent contact with bulbous peni.

Peter North's girlfriend has a blown out cooter.

by Tom March 5, 2004

koopa troopa

The main soldier in Bowser's army. They originally walked on all fours, but now walk upright and wear boots.

Stomp those Koopa troopas!

by Tom May 21, 2004

rudeboy

Also known as: Human vulgaris twatis. Other terms include chav, rude, townie, or 'Donald Ducks,'as my old Dad calls them.
Defined as: An unpleasant male creature, decked in a strangely positioned cap,who is extremely tall and skinny and with a terribly hickey mauled neck, given to them by their 'beeatch.' This beeatch is not the entrance to the proverbial hive, but a female creature of the same species, prone to bizzare outburst such as 'wotyoulookinatorsumfink.'
Famous(infamous ruders): Vicky Pollard......and she's an impression so really...there's no one ....is there? Thank God. Oh besides that guy from the Streets.

You lookin at my gel? She's well fit innit! Was you saying she was fit? You dur'y greb

by Tom May 3, 2004

shmelk

a randomly generated word

hee hee i'm schizophrenic!............SHMELK!!!!

by tom November 11, 2003