preemie

A baby born 6 weeks or more before its due date. From "premature".

It's very rare for the child of a first-time mother to be a preemie.

by TNT March 26, 2005

moyd

Master Of Your Domain - The ability to (1) go long periods of time without gratifying oneself or (2) restraining erectal pleasure when it is not socially acceptable

(1)"I am moyd; I can go for months at a time"
(2)"Even when I was freaking 6 chicks at once I maintained my moyd"

by TNT May 25, 2004

When you are banging in the sand, pull out, dip it in the sand and then put it back in.

We were screwing around on the beach and I gave her a screaming flamingo.

by tnt December 05, 2016

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

by tnt May 01, 2003

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

by tnt May 01, 2003

by tnt May 01, 2003

Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.

by tnt May 01, 2003