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Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
by tnt May 1, 2003
Get the corkscrew mug.Master Of Your Domain - The ability to (1) go long periods of time without gratifying oneself or (2) restraining erectal pleasure when it is not socially acceptable
(1)"I am moyd; I can go for months at a time"
(2)"Even when I was freaking 6 chicks at once I maintained my moyd"
(2)"Even when I was freaking 6 chicks at once I maintained my moyd"
by TNT May 25, 2004
Get the moyd mug.When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first
by tnt May 1, 2003
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Get the Cold Lunch mug.The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
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Get the beef curtain mug.A sexual massage\move performed on a chick that is actually very simple. You place your hands down in her lower area and simply work your way up and over her ample tits. Where you go from there is up to you.
by TNT June 25, 2004
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