When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.
(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*
A sexual massage\move performed on a chick that is actually very simple. You place your hands down in her lower area and simply work your way up and over her ample tits. Where you go from there is up to you.
I went over the hills with jennifer last night, i went over the hills and FAR AWAY!!!