tnt's definitions

Cold Lunch

The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Cop's Delight

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

by tnt May 1, 2003

corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Couch Bombing

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

by tnt May 1, 2003

Fro

To go away from

i like to run to and fro

by TNT November 27, 2003