11 definitions by three-m

Top Definition
intransitive verb
: to have a good time but as pronounced by Latin American's who only speak spanglish and mispronounce almost every word including the word enjoy.

transitive verb
1: to have for one's use, benefit, or lot : experience <enyoyed great success>

2: to take pleasure or satisfaction in

— en·yoy·able \-ə-bəl\ adjective

— en·yoy·able·ness noun

— en·yoy·ably \-blē\ adverb

— en·yoy·er noun

— enyoy oneself

: to have a good time
fast food order taker: Hi sir ken i help jou?

customer: yeah gimme a pizza puff, ring and a large Fanta Grape

order taker: ok jou got a peeza puh, onjun ring and larggee Fonnta? Dat wull be Fi fisty tree pleece.....thinking.....thinking....still thinking.....ok out of 6.....footy seven cent is jour change

customer: thanks

order taker: enyoy
by three-m March 14, 2011
Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.
Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole
by three-m January 13, 2010
That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.
Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !

Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
by three-m August 30, 2013
A chick who is on the rag or is just a bitch. One who came out of the womb angry at life. Chicks can be inherantly born a koozebag or become a koozebag temporarily for many reasons such as an upcoming wedding or the fact that they are on or soon will be on their period.
Guy #1: I politely asked Jen a question about sending me a vendor's contact information and she copped a major tude with me!

Guy #2: Why what's up with that?

Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.
by three-m March 16, 2011
brahmance
-noun

1. a novel or other prose narrative depicting heroic or marvelous deeds, pageantry, romantic exploits, etc., usually in a Hawaiian setting.

2. a romantic affair or experience; a love affair between 2 seemingly straight Hawaiian men
-verb
1. to invent or relate brahmances; indulge in fanciful or extravagant stories or daydreams in Hawaii
verb (used with object)

Informal .

1. to court or woo brahmantically; treat with ardor or chivalrousness: He's currently brahmancing a very attractive surfer from Maui.
Samoan Dude #1: Hey brah what's up with Haluolamalu? He's been spending all his time with that surfer guy Jim.

Samoan Dude #2: Yean brah those two are inseperable. They got a sick brahmance going on right now

Samoan Dude #1: Hey whatever man let's just go to the luau without him.
by three-m February 25, 2011
The act of making a 2nd booty call after the first one fails. Similar to "rebooting" a PC after it crashes.
Ash: So did you get lucky last night with that chick from the club or did you have to make your usual booty call?

Dustin: I called Michelle for my usual booty call but when her car ran out of gas on the way over therefore I had to rebooty-call Sherry. Thank god she has a Prius !
by three-m February 02, 2010
A small wet 1 sylllable pussy fart or queif. A very small and short wet pussy fart.
The other day in gym class during the situp coompetition I accidentially let a small quiblet out but I don't think anyone noticed.
by three-m November 04, 2009

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