Dillon: Hey Michael get off your wiffletree and do some work for a change!!
Michael: But I am really busy over here. I am doing the work of 3 people.
Michael: But I am really busy over here. I am doing the work of 3 people.
by three-m March 09, 2011
Get the wiffletreemug. That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.
Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !
Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
by three-m August 30, 2013
Get the girlfriend seasonmug. Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.
Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!
Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole
Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole
by three-m January 13, 2010
Get the fartosismug. salesrep: Hey Mr. customer thanks again so much for calling back and thanks for your continued business. I will follow up on your order next week once it ships.
Mr. customer: OK that sounds great thanks for getting this order out to me so quickly. Have a good one, talk to you soon.
salesrep: ok CTB
Mr. customer: OK that sounds great thanks for getting this order out to me so quickly. Have a good one, talk to you soon.
salesrep: ok CTB
by three-m March 30, 2011
Get the CTBmug. A chick who is on the rag or is just a bitch. One who came out of the womb angry at life. Chicks can be inherantly born a koozebag or become a koozebag temporarily for many reasons such as an upcoming wedding or the fact that they are on or soon will be on their period.
Guy #1: I politely asked Jen a question about sending me a vendor's contact information and she copped a major tude with me!
Guy #2: Why what's up with that?
Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.
Guy #2: Why what's up with that?
Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.
by three-m April 02, 2011
Get the koozebagmug. The act of making a 2nd booty call after the first one fails. Similar to "rebooting" a PC after it crashes.
Ash: So did you get lucky last night with that chick from the club or did you have to make your usual booty call?
Dustin: I called Michelle for my usual booty call but when her car ran out of gas on the way over therefore I had to rebooty-call Sherry. Thank god she has a Prius !
Dustin: I called Michelle for my usual booty call but when her car ran out of gas on the way over therefore I had to rebooty-call Sherry. Thank god she has a Prius !
by three-m February 02, 2010
Get the rebooty-callmug. similar to saying god dang it but when you're even more frustrated or mad. Saying god dang it but with more authority. Similar to ordering a sandwhich in a busy deli at the peak of lunch rush. Usually you have to order real fast, loud and with authority. Give me a Corned Beef on Rye!
example 1
ring...ring...
Jimmy: Yo Eric your phone is ringing
Eric: I know god dang it on Rye!, it's this fooker calling me back for the 50th time to ask me some stupid question about Windows Vista!
example 2
DMV attendant: Sir you are in the wrong line you have to go to the purple line to get your license renewed!
Man: But the assistant up front said I needed to be here in the Grren line!
DMV attandant: No this is for vision testing only you need to go to the purple line over there
Man: But I have been waiting for 45 minutes in this line and that purple line is all the way out the door
DMV attendant: Sir you have to go to the purple line
Man: God dang it on Rye I am going to kill someone
ring...ring...
Jimmy: Yo Eric your phone is ringing
Eric: I know god dang it on Rye!, it's this fooker calling me back for the 50th time to ask me some stupid question about Windows Vista!
example 2
DMV attendant: Sir you are in the wrong line you have to go to the purple line to get your license renewed!
Man: But the assistant up front said I needed to be here in the Grren line!
DMV attandant: No this is for vision testing only you need to go to the purple line over there
Man: But I have been waiting for 45 minutes in this line and that purple line is all the way out the door
DMV attendant: Sir you have to go to the purple line
Man: God dang it on Rye I am going to kill someone
by three-m March 12, 2011
Get the god dang it on ryemug.