Definitions by three-m
girlfriend season
That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.
Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !
Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
girlfriend season by three-m August 30, 2013
koozebag
A chick who is on the rag or is just a bitch. One who came out of the womb angry at life. Chicks can be inherantly born a koozebag or become a koozebag temporarily for many reasons such as an upcoming wedding or the fact that they are on or soon will be on their period.
Guy #1: I politely asked Jen a question about sending me a vendor's contact information and she copped a major tude with me!
Guy #2: Why what's up with that?
Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.
Guy #2: Why what's up with that?
Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.
CTB
salesrep: Hey Mr. customer thanks again so much for calling back and thanks for your continued business. I will follow up on your order next week once it ships.
Mr. customer: OK that sounds great thanks for getting this order out to me so quickly. Have a good one, talk to you soon.
salesrep: ok CTB
Mr. customer: OK that sounds great thanks for getting this order out to me so quickly. Have a good one, talk to you soon.
salesrep: ok CTB
enyoy
intransitive verb
: to have a good time but as pronounced by Latin American's who only speak spanglish and mispronounce almost every word including the word enjoy.
transitive verb
1: to have for one's use, benefit, or lot : experience <enyoyed great success>
2: to take pleasure or satisfaction in
— en·yoy·able \-ə-bəl\ adjective
— en·yoy·able·ness noun
— en·yoy·ably \-blē\ adverb
— en·yoy·er noun
— enyoy oneself
: to have a good time
: to have a good time but as pronounced by Latin American's who only speak spanglish and mispronounce almost every word including the word enjoy.
transitive verb
1: to have for one's use, benefit, or lot : experience <enyoyed great success>
2: to take pleasure or satisfaction in
— en·yoy·able \-ə-bəl\ adjective
— en·yoy·able·ness noun
— en·yoy·ably \-blē\ adverb
— en·yoy·er noun
— enyoy oneself
: to have a good time
fast food order taker: Hi sir ken i help jou?
customer: yeah gimme a pizza puff, ring and a large Fanta Grape
order taker: ok jou got a peeza puh, onjun ring and larggee Fonnta? Dat wull be Fi fisty tree pleece.....thinking.....thinking....still thinking.....ok out of 6.....footy seven cent is jour change
customer: thanks
order taker: enyoy
customer: yeah gimme a pizza puff, ring and a large Fanta Grape
order taker: ok jou got a peeza puh, onjun ring and larggee Fonnta? Dat wull be Fi fisty tree pleece.....thinking.....thinking....still thinking.....ok out of 6.....footy seven cent is jour change
customer: thanks
order taker: enyoy
brahmance
brahmance
-noun
1. a novel or other prose narrative depicting heroic or marvelous deeds, pageantry, romantic exploits, etc., usually in a Hawaiian setting.
2. a romantic affair or experience; a love affair between 2 seemingly straight Hawaiian men
-verb
1. to invent or relate brahmances; indulge in fanciful or extravagant stories or daydreams in Hawaii
verb (used with object)
Informal .
1. to court or woo brahmantically; treat with ardor or chivalrousness: He's currently brahmancing a very attractive surfer from Maui.
-noun
1. a novel or other prose narrative depicting heroic or marvelous deeds, pageantry, romantic exploits, etc., usually in a Hawaiian setting.
2. a romantic affair or experience; a love affair between 2 seemingly straight Hawaiian men
-verb
1. to invent or relate brahmances; indulge in fanciful or extravagant stories or daydreams in Hawaii
verb (used with object)
Informal .
1. to court or woo brahmantically; treat with ardor or chivalrousness: He's currently brahmancing a very attractive surfer from Maui.
Samoan Dude #1: Hey brah what's up with Haluolamalu? He's been spending all his time with that surfer guy Jim.
Samoan Dude #2: Yean brah those two are inseperable. They got a sick brahmance going on right now
Samoan Dude #1: Hey whatever man let's just go to the luau without him.
Samoan Dude #2: Yean brah those two are inseperable. They got a sick brahmance going on right now
Samoan Dude #1: Hey whatever man let's just go to the luau without him.
god dang it on rye
similar to saying god dang it but when you're even more frustrated or mad. Saying god dang it but with more authority. Similar to ordering a sandwhich in a busy deli at the peak of lunch rush. Usually you have to order real fast, loud and with authority. Give me a Corned Beef on Rye!
example 1
ring...ring...
Jimmy: Yo Eric your phone is ringing
Eric: I know god dang it on Rye!, it's this fooker calling me back for the 50th time to ask me some stupid question about Windows Vista!
example 2
DMV attendant: Sir you are in the wrong line you have to go to the purple line to get your license renewed!
Man: But the assistant up front said I needed to be here in the Grren line!
DMV attandant: No this is for vision testing only you need to go to the purple line over there
Man: But I have been waiting for 45 minutes in this line and that purple line is all the way out the door
DMV attendant: Sir you have to go to the purple line
Man: God dang it on Rye I am going to kill someone
ring...ring...
Jimmy: Yo Eric your phone is ringing
Eric: I know god dang it on Rye!, it's this fooker calling me back for the 50th time to ask me some stupid question about Windows Vista!
example 2
DMV attendant: Sir you are in the wrong line you have to go to the purple line to get your license renewed!
Man: But the assistant up front said I needed to be here in the Grren line!
DMV attandant: No this is for vision testing only you need to go to the purple line over there
Man: But I have been waiting for 45 minutes in this line and that purple line is all the way out the door
DMV attendant: Sir you have to go to the purple line
Man: God dang it on Rye I am going to kill someone
god dang it on rye by three-m March 12, 2011