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ping

The time it takes for a network packet to leave your computer, go to another one, and return. Lower = better. Can also be a source of gloating in network games. Typically measured in milliseconds.
"Dude, your ping is 300. Get the hell off my server before I boot you!"

"Ha ha, lowest ping!"
by thlayli January 13, 2003
mugGet the pingmug.

UDWraith

A bit out of the UrbanDictionary bestiary: A UDWraith is someone who (like me), hijacks another UD users name and posts things for him. It is almost impossible to tell a UDWraith post from a normal one.

Why do UDWraiths do this? Because they find it fun, or because they were burned by someone, and want to put them through some shit. Usually the former rather than the rather.

UDWraiths feed on phlogiston, which gives them live.
by Thlayli February 7, 2003
mugGet the UDWraithmug.

phlogiston

A mytical substance given off by fire during burning. Said to be the cause of rust. Theoretically a flame stops burning in an enclosed area because the air has become "phlogiston saturated".

Primarily a concept held during the middle ages, and associated with alchemaical "research".
by Thlayli February 7, 2003
mugGet the phlogistonmug.

circular breathe

A very difficult musical technique for wind instruments whereby the player keeps pressure through the horn with the cheeks and mouth, and inhales through the nose. This keeps a constant sound.
"Did you know that Kenny G. circular breathed one note for 43 minutes?"

"No, I guess that means he really blows!"
by thlayli January 13, 2003
mugGet the circular breathemug.

Thlayli

ME!!!!!!!!! THE BIGGEST AND BEST MOTHA FUCKA IN THE WHOLE FUCKING BIZNATCH BEEOTCH WORLD!

This be some smack chomping, pussy whomping fun yo!
You see Thlayli fucking them hos?

No man, Thlayli's a fag
by Thlayli February 20, 2003
mugGet the Thlaylimug.

grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.
I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.
by thlayli February 1, 2003
mugGet the grunchmug.

Fuckzilla

Man! Did you see her tits? And that mouth? I bet she's got a TIGHT pussy too! She's a fuckzilla!
by Thlayli February 7, 2003
mugGet the Fuckzillamug.

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