thlayli's definitions

fifty pacer

A person who looks hot from 50 paces, but not from two.

"Sarah's really hot!"

"How close have you gotten? She's a total 50 pacer."

by thlayli January 13, 2003

grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

by thlayli February 1, 2003

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

r0x0rz my b0x0rz

Actually b0x0rz refers to a computer, not boxers, boxen

by Thlayli February 7, 2003

dive

A run down, cheap, unclean restaurant or hotel.

That McDonalds is such a dive!

by thlayli January 27, 2003

bananus

The little brown part at the bottom of a banana that no one in their right mind eats.

Only monkeys eat the bananus.

by thlayli February 1, 2003

Pussy Whomping

To fuck a woman. Literally to smack ones balls on her pussy while you deep dick her.

Also used to describe something as fun or worthwhile.

Man that was some good chomping, pussy whomping fun!

He whomped her pussy!

Hey girl, you up for some pussy whomping?

by Thlayli February 20, 2003