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17 definitions by Thlayli

 
1.
The time it takes for a network packet to leave your computer, go to another one, and return. Lower = better. Can also be a source of gloating in network games. Typically measured in milliseconds.
"Dude, your ping is 300. Get the hell off my server before I boot you!"

"Ha ha, lowest ping!"
by thlayli January 13, 2003
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2.
The little brown part at the bottom of a banana that no one in their right mind eats.
Only monkeys eat the bananus.
by thlayli February 01, 2003
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3.
A run down, cheap, unclean restaurant or hotel.
That McDonalds is such a dive!
by thlayli January 27, 2003
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4.
Semen. Is there something else it could possibly be?
I spread man frosting all over her sweater muffins.
by thlayli February 01, 2003
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5.
To fuck a woman. Literally to smack ones balls on her pussy while you deep dick her.

Also used to describe something as fun or worthwhile.
Man that was some good chomping, pussy whomping fun!

He whomped her pussy!

Hey girl, you up for some pussy whomping?
by Thlayli February 20, 2003
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6.
A very difficult musical technique for wind instruments whereby the player keeps pressure through the horn with the cheeks and mouth, and inhales through the nose. This keeps a constant sound.
"Did you know that Kenny G. circular breathed one note for 43 minutes?"

"No, I guess that means he really blows!"
by thlayli January 13, 2003
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7.
A mytical substance given off by fire during burning. Said to be the cause of rust. Theoretically a flame stops burning in an enclosed area because the air has become "phlogiston saturated".

Primarily a concept held during the middle ages, and associated with alchemaical "research".
by Thlayli February 07, 2003
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