thlayli's definitions

fifty pacer

A person who looks hot from 50 paces, but not from two.

"Sarah's really hot!"

"How close have you gotten? She's a total 50 pacer."

by thlayli January 13, 2003

man frosting

Semen. Is there something else it could possibly be?

I spread man frosting all over her sweater muffins.

by thlayli February 1, 2003

grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

by thlayli February 1, 2003