theunknowngl's definitions

wingman

1. A friend of yours who will distract the fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a cockblocker

orig. US Air Force n. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.

Aight man, I'll be wingman this time, but you owe me big time.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Coastie

1. n. A US Coast Guard member. not derogatory.

You can always tell a Coastie by the smell of alcohol on his breath.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

shitbag

Def. Military. : 1) a) a very lazy person b) one who deceptively hides their lack of work or effort

What shitbag forgot to paint behind the furniture?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Sole

Regional. Hawaii. Pidgin English. 1. A Samoan person

Planny Soles on da mainlan', cuz.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

ass

n. 1) buttocks

n. 2) someone that humiliates themselves

n. 3) sexy women

n. 4) sex

1. That chick has a flat ass.

2. I told you if you talked to her, you would make an ass out of yourself.

3. There is quite a bit of ass in this gym.

4. I really need to get me some ass tonight!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

grunt

1. infantryman in the US Army
2. any Soldier. sometimes derogatory.

I hate walking into a bar and seeing a bunch of grunts.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

jic

n. Colorado. acronym for Just In Case

Girl: Hey, why do you have that giant attack robot on a leash?

Guy: For jic, baby. For jic.

by theunknowngl March 28, 2007