34 definitions by theunknowngl

Def: A modern myth. A frightening untrue story in which the storyteller insists is true, but has no evidence to back up. Also, it never happened to the storyteller but someone removed from them.
So did you ever meet your friend's mom's Arab boyfriend that left the note on the door? Sounds like an urban legend to me.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.
1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
1. n. A US Coast Guard member. not derogatory.
You can always tell a Coastie by the smell of alcohol on his breath.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
Regional. Hawaii. Pidgin English. 1. A Samoan person
Planny Soles on da mainlan', cuz.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
Military
1. a metaphor used to call another's bluff.
I'm gonna have to call the bullshit flag on that sea story.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
Mil. orig. US Coast Guard.
Def.: adj. a Coast Guard Member that loves the Coast Guard so much it is ridiculous. derogatory.
So, Johnson, are you trying to prove how hard for The Guard you are? Stop it!
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
1. a female in the Coast Guard that is promiscuous with the males at her unit.
Yeah, BM3 Smith is the boat's morale gear.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

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