10 definitions by therealchronicles
by therealchronicles February 16, 2020
Elonian is the quantum dimensional religion that was created for the worshippers of The Lord, Elon Musk.
Newb: "Have you seen all those weirdo needs going GaGa over Elon Musk?"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"
by therealchronicles June 11, 2020
A name that means the third or three, Trey is an original ingenius man with a kind heart and a generous nature. He's shy so he loves gaming, hanging out with a few friends, and opens up after getting to know you better. He's also hilarious with a quirky sense of humor and an excellent problem solver. He enjoys creating things that involve manufacturing, architectural engineering, and sometimes even screenplays for speech and debate or theater arts! He's an awesome friend, son, and no doubt the best person to have on your team!
Friend 1: OMG! Trey just slayed that dragon playing D&D the other night with his friends like it was nothing!
Friend 2: He's definitely a master wizard and a master of puppets!
Friend 2: He's definitely a master wizard and a master of puppets!
by therealchronicles February 15, 2020
Girl: "Damn, why is he staring so fucking creepy at me?"
Girl's friend: "Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!"
Girl: "Freak!"
Girl's friend: "Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!"
Girl: "Freak!"
by therealchronicles February 16, 2020
A title given by a Hobbit named Smeagol aka Gollum to the "One Ring to Rule Them All" from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!
This title is often given to a significant other or a family member or a friend when you want to make them feel valued and laugh, especially when pronounced in a Smeagol voice.
This title is often given to a significant other or a family member or a friend when you want to make them feel valued and laugh, especially when pronounced in a Smeagol voice.
A single woman sees a handsome man heading her way and thinks, "my precious!"
The man wonders where that Smeagol voice came from.
The woman laughs.
The man wonders where that Smeagol voice came from.
The woman laughs.
by therealchronicles February 16, 2020
They're not a God, a demigod, a demongod, an angel, nephilim, or even a human but you have enough mutated abilities of telepathy and minimal kinetic powers that they abuse to stalk, harass and attempt to control people remotely just to be like a slave or a robot, then you have encountered the most annoying race called Demoduds!
West Goddess: "OMG! I just heard that's screeching pest accompanied by the troll smell that diapers are preferred to. South Goddess: "Oh, you've been brandielucreciawill scented aka in the presence of the Demoduds!"
by therealchronicles June 22, 2020
Pete Buttigieg is the most intellectual, least corrupted (Congress has many snakes), and greatest ally to all Americans from every ethnicity of all of the Democratic candidates of 2020. His expansive reach to communities such as veterans, LGBTQ, people of all colors, and understanding of the American Dreams of citizens and immigrants proves he is the man fit to lead this 2020 Precidential Election!
US Citizen: "Have you heard the amazing speeches veteran Mayor Pete Buttigieg has given lately?"
Bilingual Immigrant: "How do you say his name again?" - "Su nombre otra vez?"
US Citizen: "It's Boot-edge-Edge!"
Bilingual Immigrant: "Bien!"
People Chanting: "Boot-edge-edge, Boot-edge-edge, Boot-edge-edge, Boot-edge-edge, Buttigieg!"
Bilingual Immigrant: "How do you say his name again?" - "Su nombre otra vez?"
US Citizen: "It's Boot-edge-Edge!"
Bilingual Immigrant: "Bien!"
People Chanting: "Boot-edge-edge, Boot-edge-edge, Boot-edge-edge, Boot-edge-edge, Buttigieg!"
by therealchronicles February 16, 2020