6 definitions by themellonchef
Getting your butt hole aggressively fisted while reach around hammer stroking a veiny meat whistle to a climax of biblical proportions.
The air pressure that a super soaker creates can knock a blind folded midget carnie off a fence post from 200 meters
by themellonchef February 13, 2018
Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel
by themellonchef February 7, 2018
After a romantic dinner and some heavy petting to set the mood, I got down to business and tongue punched her in the Stink whistle
by themellonchef February 7, 2018
Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.
I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre
by themellonchef February 13, 2018
Continually fluffing multiple friends into an activity enthusiastically, then leaving them with a deep sense of unsatisfied disappointment
After frustratingly waiting yet again for John to make an online chess move, rob, Mike, and Kevin realized he was once again pulling a dayton
by themellonchef August 9, 2020
I was out of condoms and that bitch was filthy, so I went to the trash bucket for the ol' dirty jimmie
by themellonchef November 21, 2021