12 definitions by thedude

Optomistic ( The Optomistic )

a moron that doesn't live in the real world and likes to pretend that bad things can never happen to them and like to look down realistic ones

"oh man that's one gay optism over there"

by thedude July 13, 2004

Urban Dictionary Texting

Going on urban dictionary and hitting the random button. What ever word shows up use it in a sentence to text someone. Do this repeatedly

Girl: were u urban dictionary texting me last night?

Guy: nope must be a coincidence.

by thedude July 26, 2012

anti-social

there are very twisted verisons of the word this term started in the early, heavy mental hospital days by a shrink that didn't know too much

anyway the word means two things

1. someone that doesn't respect the rights of others

2. one that doesn't socialize

"oh man check out that guy over there he's so not respecting the rights of others he's being anti-social"

by thedude July 11, 2004

swang it

To swang something means that you can do it, or that you can come thru on something.

REY: YO NEL , LETS GO OUT FOR SOME STEAK DINNERS AND BEERS!

NEL: LETS ROLL I JUST GOT A FAT CHECK I CAN SWANG IT!

ALSO used vise versa

NEL: REY LETS HIT THE STRIP CLUB!

REY: NAH I GOT MY CARNOTE DUE, I CANT SWANG IT

ADDITIONAL EX:

YO REY ASK BRYAN IF HE WANTS TO ROLL TO THE CITY TONIGHT....OH NEVERMIND HE CANT SWANG IT HES BROKE!

TO DO, COME THRU, AVAIL, UP FOR IT,SWANG IT,

by thedude January 20, 2013

RBV

Red Bull and Vodka. 2 oz. vodka, 1 can Red Bull Energy Drink. Pour into a tall glass full of ice. Stir. Garnish with a lime if desired.

I'd like 2 RBV's please.

by thedude December 22, 2004

internet

a place to use file sharing and all the porn to watch at your own time and online shopping sites that are open 24/7 and you can use the internet to make fansites

"i love to use the internet to shop online oh it's so much fun"

by thedude July 11, 2004

fincl

Acronym that means Fucking Idiot No Cunt Likes. Pronounced to rhyme with tinkle

to be applied as a nickname to an unpopular person ie. "from now on mate i'm gonna call you Finkle (fincl)

by thedude March 9, 2005