the phantom's definitions

the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"

last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.

by the phantom May 23, 2004

turkeyneck

The shaft of an old, wrinkled penis

That cunt refused to suck my turkeyneck, which was as purple as an iris

by The Phantom August 4, 2003

Ass bandit

male homosexual

What an ass bandit

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

Penis snot

male ejaculate

She gobbled up my penis snot

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

go to town

vigorus sexual activity.

your momma bent over to pick up some chitlin and I went to town on that ass.

by the phantom May 23, 2004

Thrap

To beat unmercifully

"Nigga, I thrapped ma belt all up in that wanksta's mouth good."

by The Phantom April 23, 2003

Spermbreath

A male homosexual

That spermbreath moron is a victim

by The Phantom July 16, 2003