telephony's definitions

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers?

A parody of the little ditty "Jeepers creepers".

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers? Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those eyes?

by Telephony December 19, 2014

holio

How Beavis from MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head might say the word, "hole" esp. when suffixed to something e.g. bunghole, cornhole, wormhole, posthole digger, etc,

I am cornholio! I need TP for my postholio digger because I don't want my bungholio to get a holio and end up going down a wormholio!

by Telephony May 30, 2017

no room at the inn

Meaning that a thing (such as a wastepaperbasket) or a place (such as a garden shed) is absofuckinglutely stuffed to capacity and can simply hold no more without the lid shooting off or the door(s) bursting open.

(Angie): Craig, can you please put that cat carrier in the garden shed?

(Craig): Sorry, no can do. There'should no room at the inn.

by Telephony June 2, 2014

blow

A surprisingly common typographical error of the word, "bowl".

I had a blow of store-brand Rice Checks cereal for breakfast this morning.

by Telephony July 23, 2015

assbonnet

This word simply means a female asshat.

Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!

by Telephony July 24, 2014

barbie pin

What many people call a "bobby pin" -- the U-shaped pin used singly or in multiple to hold hair in a particular style.

{Jane}: Hey Linda, may I please borrow a barbie pin?
{Linda}: Sure, they're just to the right of my lavatory. Take as many as you need.

by Telephony October 11, 2014

Febreze Cannon

When you're playing the video game Digimon Racing on your Nintendo Game Boy Advance, one of your weapons is the Debris Cannon -- but it really does sound like Febreze Cannon when your digimon driver shouts it out!

I was playing Digimon Racing the other day, and l heard one of my digimon shout, "Febreze Cannon!", so I went and got a can of Febreze Air Effects and studied it to see if I could launch the little fucker at slow cars in my lane and see them douched out in my rear view mirror.

by Telephony December 12, 2016