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Expression uttered by George Carlin. Technically a person would rather leave a shit than take one.
Alfie said, "Hey I'm gonna go take a shit in your restroom"

George said, "You better not take one of mine!"

Why would you want to take a shit?!?!

If anything you want to leave a shit.

-George Carlin
by alfienukka February 24, 2009
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Makes a lot more sense than take a shit.

Think about it.

I will think about that while I go leave a shit.

by Loafsterrr October 26, 2006
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