7 definitions by tadge72

threecockmouth

having a seriousl large gob into which you could easily slide 3 large cocks.
Calista flockhart
leslie ash
carly simon

'i bet harrison ford is happy; that bint off ally mcbeal has a threecockmouth'

by tadge72 April 25, 2010

manshaking

The art of ostentatiously preparing some god awful MSG laden protein shake in the gym whilst making sure everyone is looking..to impress the gents or the laydees in the gym !

'Hes a nice bloke but he's gotta stop manshaking around the gym'-

by tadge72 November 5, 2016

prawn

to describe a (usually)chinese guy who looks very cute from a distance on the beach but a right minger close up. often found in Hong Kong.

also known as BOBFOC
DOA
MONET
celebrity example- any cantopop singer. take your pick.

'See that guy on the beach at south bay? Looks good from a distance but what a bloody prawn close up!'

by tadge72 April 25, 2010

brown flash

used to refer to quick robbery by an aborigine in australia. usually in queensland.

'who robbed the house bruce?' "Dunno Sheila I was on the dunny but I saw a brown flash'

by tadge72 April 25, 2010

touch of the Madonnas

losing your accent to pick up a crappy english one, drinking real ale and wearing flat caps and pretending to like the weather.

'jees she's got a touch of the Madonnas' Carrie to Miranda as Samantha pretends to be English in SATC.

by tadge72 April 24, 2010

dougie turd

scottish rhyming slang for someone in scotland who got a 3rd as a degree.
From Douglas Hurd a tory minister form the 80s/90s
also see desmond tutu (2.2)

'What did you get in sociology Colin?' "Shit I only got a dougie turd'

by tadge72 April 24, 2010

alcopop

an unsatisfactory shag while still drunk the next day or hungover. Can also be performed on own. leaves you feeling worse than ever and in need of another drink! best performed with a stranger.

Even after having an 'alcopop' I still felt crap.

by tadge72 April 24, 2010